lingering red wagon

When a girl leaves a period ring on your Willy and you can't shower before you go to work

That drunk girl gave me a stinky lingering red wagon last night.

by bolognaround May 7, 2015

fixed his wagon

Put some fool back on track.

I fixed his wagon when he got busted

by JohnELaw September 26, 2015

california meat wagon

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.

My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.

by Havealotofbalz May 11, 2016

pull the wagon

When Anal beads are inserted into someone's butt and left for a day. When someone pulls them out it's pulling the wagon.

You've left them in for two days, are you ready to pull the wagon?

by TShmasters April 6, 2017

ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau

That shit Hanzo's saying when he ults
(Most of the times ending with him getting Play Of The Game)

Hanzo:Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau
Enemy Team: What was tha- OH MY GOD I'M DYING!

by 1TimeJoke June 1, 2017

Rotten ass wagg

When Matt Wagg takes a shit in Metro and it fucking smells like absolute shit

Matt took a shit and smells like a rotten ass wagg

by Asswagg August 5, 2017

Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon

A penis that is 100% filling some sort of a hole tonight, most likely a woman’s.

Darren: Dude Trixette flies into the city tonight for the weekend, you know what that means...?

Spence : Locate that Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon homie, someone is getting put to bed wet tonight!

by Orkawhale May 9, 2018