bolognaround's definitions

lingering red wagon

When a girl leaves a period ring on your Willy and you can't shower before you go to work

That drunk girl gave me a stinky lingering red wagon last night.

by bolognaround May 7, 2015

welfare dildo

When take a shit in a condom and freeze it to later use for masturbation

Marge had a welfare dildo in her freezer.

by bolognaround January 21, 2015

scunt

A shaved cunt

I like my girls scunt

by bolognaround January 21, 2015

chocolate covered wagon

Act of dipping your dick in hot chocolate then making your girl suck it off.

I gave Lisa a chocolate covered wagon last night.

by bolognaround January 22, 2015