Definitions by bolognaround

lingering red wagon 

When a girl leaves a period ring on your Willy and you can't shower before you go to work

That drunk girl gave me a stinky lingering red wagon last night.

lingering red wagon by bolognaround May 7, 2015

chocolate covered wagon

Act of dipping your dick in hot chocolate then making your girl suck it off.

I gave Lisa a chocolate covered wagon last night.

chocolate covered wagon by bolognaround January 22, 2015

welfare dildo 

When take a shit in a condom and freeze it to later use for masturbation

Marge had a welfare dildo in her freezer.

welfare dildo by bolognaround January 21, 2015

scunt

A shaved cunt

I like my girls scunt

scunt by bolognaround January 21, 2015