jersey tant punch

A punch to the balls so hard, one’s nuts get stuck in their ass

Do make me give you a jersey tant punch

by Firemedic39 January 8, 2023

bridge punch

A punch that barely connects.

It didn’t do much damage, cause it was just a bridge punch.

by liveforgiving May 17, 2021

piglet punch

duct taping a live piglet to your fist and punching someone in the face.

yo he totally piglet punched that guy lastnight

by zboyflyboy April 20, 2014

punch out a chunk of rump junk

To do a shit.

Jayden ran to the ceramic throne to punch out a chunk of rump junk.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

Cum Punch

A 'Cum Punch' is when a man ejaculates into his hand, clenches his fist so the spunk dribbles out between his knuckles, and then continues to punch someone with said clenched fist.

Man 1 - "Deidre was really annoying me the other night"

Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"

Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"

by Lord Dangleballs May 26, 2018

mexican punching bag

When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.

Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.

by Bobby Applesauce July 19, 2017

Gypsy Punch

A hyper aggressive way of altering ones sexuality.
The art of punching a lesbians vagina until she goes back on solids.

Mandy was such a huge dyke so I decided to gypsy punch here until she greases my weasel.

by William Shitspeare May 8, 2014