cant keep my dick in my pants

cant keep you men genatials in ur pants

“why cant you keep your dick in your pants asshole” cant keep my dick in my pants.... Look at me -xxxtentacion, “aye, i am like bitch who is ur mans, aye, cant keep my dick in my pants, aye”

cant keep my dick in my pants by yungdaggerchip December 9, 2017

dick cheney has a gay daughter 

Because the White House has signaled so strongly that it intends to use its capital to squelch the rights of gay people, this phrase is being used to direct a spotlight at the overt hypocrisy of this administration.

person a: gay people are destroying the family values which this country was founded on et cetera! dick cheney said so.
person b: dick cheney has a gay daughter!

dick cheney has a gay daughter by teenager November 28, 2004

baby dick 

adult penis being same size or smaller than a babies penis

my baby dick is only 2 inches when fully erect and im 26 yrs old. (true)

baby dick by babydickj August 16, 2008

Dick Cheney 

The 4th branch of government

Dick Cheney: "Nono, that doesn't apply to me. As the vice-president, I technically belong to neither the executive NOR the legislative branch."

Dick Cheney by Juggles4 April 13, 2008

DICK WATCHER 

A PERSON WHO DISABLES A MALE FROM MASTERBATING BY CONTINOUSLY TRYING TO CATCH HIM IN THE ACT.

MAN I COULDN'T EVEN RUB ONE OUT BECAUSE OF MY UNCLE .... HE'S A FUCKIN DICK WATCHER MAN!

DICK WATCHER by BIG45 October 19, 2008

Dick Slip

Similar to "nip slip" a "dick slip" is when a man's penis slips through the hole in his boxers at an inappropriate time.

"Dude! Dick slip much?"

Dick Slip by Andksbskd December 21, 2013

Dick shaming 

Dick shaming is when women (mostly teenage girls with no concept of sex) complaining about the dick size of a man.

Brenda tweeted to her friends about her boyfriends penis size, totally dick shaming him.

Dick shaming by Dick York January 11, 2018