National give a girl my sweatshirt day
National give a girl my sweatshirt day by Hunter’s_løver001 April 17, 2019
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valentine's day
valentine's day by Murat January 31, 2004
National throw short people day
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laundry day
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St. Pirates' Day
1. Occurs annually on April 6.
2. Requires two steps:
a. Once must start the day off with a plunder (have to steal something, anything no matter how insignificant).
b. after plunder one must get really drunk off of Rum (preferably Captain Morgan's) and sporadically use pirate phrases such as yar, and walk the plank, etc.
2. Requires two steps:
a. Once must start the day off with a plunder (have to steal something, anything no matter how insignificant).
b. after plunder one must get really drunk off of Rum (preferably Captain Morgan's) and sporadically use pirate phrases such as yar, and walk the plank, etc.
On Wednesday April 6, 2005 I celebrated st. Pirates' Day with a handle of Captain Morgan's and by stealing a car.
St. Pirates' Day by Michael Huffstetler April 6, 2005
mid-day wipe
A much needed mid-day wipe of one's anus after a previous night of heavy boozing/drinking wine/beer, followed by a morning of greasy, wet farts that have the possibility of leaving a brown shit smear on one's undies if left unchecked.
Parker and Hamilton stayed up all night drinking Big Bear 40 oz malt liquors and jugs of cheap wine.
The next day, Parker was having trouble at work. He had a case of mud butt diarrhea followed by a series of beer farts.
He excused himself right before lunch and went to the bathroom for a mid-day wipe.
The next day, Parker was having trouble at work. He had a case of mud butt diarrhea followed by a series of beer farts.
He excused himself right before lunch and went to the bathroom for a mid-day wipe.
mid-day wipe by Jrubadub November 7, 2010
Chinchilli Day
Chinchilli Day celebrates the victory of the tiny pueblo town of Topiticca over the uprising of their pet chinchillas. Although many attempts were made to negotiate a ceasefire, the fighting continued over three long days until the last of the chinchillas was gone. To this day the town’s victory is celebrated by the descendants of Topiticca and all chinchilla haters.
Note: Because little is known of the actual dates of the conflict, there are those who believe the town of Topiticca never existed and Chinchilli Day is actually an elaborate excuse to spend an extra day partying in Las Vegas.
Note: Because little is known of the actual dates of the conflict, there are those who believe the town of Topiticca never existed and Chinchilli Day is actually an elaborate excuse to spend an extra day partying in Las Vegas.
Chinchilli Day by admancorb June 25, 2009