Apple tango

When you’re using the restroom and the poop on it’s way out is as wide as an apple causing you to wiggle in your seated position.

“bro is was pooping this morning and a large one made tore my butthole causing me to do the apple tango.”

by Butterscotch6969 March 20, 2021

crying apple

An apple that feels pain and cries when told that it isn’t a nice colour

The red and yellow apple became a crying apple when may called it a terrible name

by Anonymous1019181716 March 22, 2021

Rainbow Apple Slice

Better than Twygz at bedwars now, he has officially got good.

Maybe one day I will be Rainbow Apple Slice

by zyxoelv March 22, 2021

Apple

noun
the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin green or red skin and crisp flesh.

That apple was delicious.

by praisetheturnips March 22, 2021

Apples battery

YES FINALLY ITS CHARG- oh its gone

Hey guys my apples battery just died within 2 milliseconds

by sadawdfasfq3tgrsghsag March 24, 2021

apple pie

You know the thing everybody learned to make in quarantine

Apple pie
(Ps you have a small pp)

by bot#3082 March 28, 2021

doctor apples

a super attractive dude who loves anal sex with men
he also is not actually a doctor

"hey, will you be my doctor apples? no homo btw"
"yes. i love anal. its not gay i swear"
sex

by sussusususususamongus March 31, 2021