turd unit

When someone is being a shit head you call them a turd unit

"Hey have you seen Marc's photo? He's a right turd unit"

by Jay83 October 21, 2015

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Nipple turd

The puss you squeeze out of your nipple region

Nipple turds are When u have an infection somewhere in your body for so long it works its way out of ur nipple area

by Shelby jean February 17, 2021

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sour turd

when you fart so fucking much you turd out a sour patch kid. If you are on this page you are stupid

guy 1:hey jimmy! there’s a sour patch kid in my shit! a sour turd! wanna eat it? jimmy: the fu-

by sourpatchkid302 January 22, 2022

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Turd Burglar

A person who buys, or tries to steal, something that is in a bad state of repair and thinks they will be able to sell it after a minor amount of shoddy work for much more money.

Man I can't tell you how many turd burglars from craiglist are blowing up my phone asking me if they think the car I am selling for parts can be rebuilt and made road worthy.

by K2xW July 17, 2021

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