The act of vacuuming up pieces of fecal matter in a vacuum. Then leaving it stored in the chamber, so that when it is used again the vacuum will create a pleasing poopoo aroma to wallow in.
Jay Cutler once vacuumed his offensive linemen's doodoo and didn't know how to change the bag in the vacuum so he left it there. When he went to use it again he unknowingly created the first turd recycler and doused all his teammates in a rotten egg scented doodoo smell.
by Mibbens May 24, 2025
When someone vacuum's up a piece of poop in the vacuum cleaner & neglects to clean it out. Now every time you turn on the vacuum cleaner you get that fresh poopoo smell over & over again.
Hey Jay do smell that poop smell? I keep smelling it every time I use the vacuum.
Why yes Josh, I belive its the Turd Recycler you've been using.
Why yes Josh, I belive its the Turd Recycler you've been using.
by Mibbens May 14, 2025
Wewe nectar can only be defined as a sticky white ooze secreting from the tip of a mushroom phallus that is pleasing to sip on for a select few.
My friend loves to reminisce about the good ol' days when there weren't so many crybabies sippin' wewe nectar straight from the hose.
by Mibbens May 24, 2025