March 22

National Narwhal Ponytail Day. If you don't get this, go read a frikng book.

I grew my hair out for March 22.

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 7, 2019

March 8th

International womens day
The day women are equal to men

Dude: Hey bro did you hear what tomorrow is?
Bro: Is it your birthday

Dude: Nah bro its international womens day
Bro: Is that the day where women can beat us and we can't do anything about it?
Dude: No bro that's may 26 international womens day is March 8th

by TheGrogan November 8, 2022

March 6th

National Edge Your Straight Friend With A Girlfriend Day

You: Yo bro, you know what day it is?
veiny ahh dih friend: yeah homeboy its March 6th😈😈

by SkibidiGooner62 March 1, 2025

March 11

Act like you fell in love with everyone day

You: Hello (name) you look very pretty today, and mighty fine
(Name): What the frick are you doing

You: Today is act like you fell in love with people day!
(Name): OH March 11...right heh

by Marphmellow January 31, 2022

March 24

Apologise to Patrick's mum day.
I am sorry that that was inappropriate. Surprisingly that was the safest one to choose as people always make them really rude. Once again I am sorry.

March 24: I am sorry

by 12344556789 March 24, 2022

march 32

there is not in fact a march 32

you: hey its march 32

person: no its not

by lily your mum March 16, 2022

March 16th

A day where you have to send your boyfriend/girlfriend a picture of you in a bra or in a bra with something covering it.

Hey dont forget to send me a bra picture!
Wait why?
Cause its march 16th.

by Theonlybigdrandy March 16, 2025