March 5th

If your where born on this day you are an amazing human being. I wish i was you since your cool and pretty

unless you like capes then well i hate you.
NO CAPES!

If you do not like capes then well your fucking awesome Dahling

Yesss dahling being born on March 5th is an amazing day to be born on!

by Ghostygodess December 15, 2020

March 29

March 29 is the day when you show your crush this and they have to give you their number or social media so yall are able to talk and send memes to them :)

person 1: “Hey what day is today?”

person 2: “March 29, why?”
person 1: “HOLD UP, wheres *****”

by ~gay loser~ March 26, 2021

March 24

Apologise to Patrick's mum day.
I am sorry that that was inappropriate. Surprisingly that was the safest one to choose as people always make them really rude. Once again I am sorry.

March 24: I am sorry

by 12344556789 March 24, 2022

march 32

there is not in fact a march 32

you: hey its march 32

person: no its not

by lily your mum March 16, 2022

March 3rd

March 3rd is national ugly ass sister day

March 3rd is such an annoying day

by March 3rd March 2, 2023

March 26th

on march 26th it is @atsushinakapeema on tiktoks birthday! everyone make sure to wish him a happy birthday then.

oh wow, it’s march 26th? that means it’s atsushinakapeemas birthday!! i’m gonna go wish them a happy birthday!

by ewmmaa March 24, 2021

March 17

Women have to send a booty pic to the last man they spoke to.

Guy: Hey lemme see dat ass!

Crush: Wtf? No you perv!

Guy: Its March 17 tho…

Crush: Ugh fine… *sends da pic*

Guy: GYAT

by seekerdaddy March 17, 2024