I'm sat

When you friend makes a really good point that humbles/shuts you up instantly

Marissa: you have dated all of your ex's more than once

*Holly is absolutely fucking speechless*

Holly: there's no denying that. I'm sat

by Hollie maria February 12, 2025

I'm a simp

Well congrats on simping on a 16 year old.

Brooo i'm a simp\

GIT AWAY STRANGER DANGER.

by BottomDop April 13, 2022

I'm a bitch

Something a Riley would say to make people feel bad for them or sad for them only because they want attention or it might be said by someone telling the truth about them

Riley:I'm a bitch
Me:that's why we don't like you

by Dantheman816 November 12, 2021

I'm Fine

Someone is lying to you when they say they're okay. They're not okay. Don't fucking ignore someone if they say they're fine. Talk to them. I know this because I myself say I am fine even though I'm not in anyway.

Person 1: You seem down today, are you okay?
Person 2: *sigh* Yeah, I'm fine.

by cpsadness January 18, 2019

I'm depressed

me to imma commit sudoku.

"I'm depressed af bich"

by murder :D December 3, 2024

I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

I'm gonna say!

The opposite of the saying "I was about to say!"; when one tells another something that is hard to believe yet is in fact true

Spack No.2: "Next time your class does a Kahoot or whatever make sure you give me the code!"

Spack No.5: "college doesnt do that too much tho"

Spack No.2: "You go to school right?"

Spack No.5: "College"

Spack No.2: "Fuck I'm gonna say!"

(It will remain a mystery to the wider public and Spack community as to what Spack No.2 said...)

This definition is deprived of a true story

- Piss

by Jack Spank9049 August 31, 2023