Golden Hurricane

Multiple men stand behind a fan while urinating with one person on the receiving side of the fan.

Dude, Andy survived the golden hurricane last night.

by Mr. Farticle January 1, 2021

Golden parachute

Very gullible

Stephanie calhoun is a golden parachute

by Mahboiricky January 6, 2021

Golden Baby

A golden baby is when a child in conceived by a lesbian and a gay man. The man and the woman are usually friends and it is always consensual with the woman’s partner. The man cannot be bisexual for it to be considered a golden baby.

“Wait, you’re having a baby? Did you cheat on Katie?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”

by BlatentlyFakeAlias January 6, 2021

goddemic

A way of cursing COVID-19 and the world pandemic.

Goddemic There aren’t enough vaccines.

by Glass onions January 8, 2021

Golden Blum

The act of sucking through the hole of a freshly pierced ear of ones niece, before jewelry can be placed in the ear. Must be done at a mall. Can only be done if one does not actually have a niece.

These Saltines taste like a Golden Blum.

by Pseudonym Brian February 15, 2021

Golden Doodle

Someone with a horrible microphone in a call causing a crispy feedback.

*calls*
Them: how are you?

Me: DANG! You’re mic is horrible you golden doodle!

by Lolalovescock February 21, 2021

Goadess

One who is a goad, but upon not upsetting his or her victim and said victim actually one upping them the become like a princess, throwing a hissy

This goad cant take a joke so he is just a goadess

by Ben Tu Dova February 25, 2021