Candy apples

Yummy yummy yummy

Yum yum I’m eating a candy apple Candy apples

by :):D:(cookie September 5, 2021

Apples and Oranges

A comparison between two things that aren't exactly similar in the first place.

Apples and Oranges only have one thing in common: They're fruits. So trying to compare them...won't work.

Stones v Beatles is another example of apples and oranges. A bluesy rock and roll band is quite a bit different from a psychedelic rock and roll band, so it's not really possible to compare them at all.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 27, 2024

Apple Juice

Giving your apple products a charge “juicing them up”.

Vic needed to charge his iPhone. He asks his coworkers for a phone charger and said I need that apple juice.

by GoodaMane March 6, 2021

apple computer

shit

apple computers are shit

by fffuckkk March 16, 2021

Apple Tree

When you put a smart watch on a guys dick to check its pulse.

Kenith was curious if his dick had a pulse so I Apple Treed him and saw it had a pulse of 106 bpm.

by MikeyRoyale May 19, 2022

Apple Roulette

A game where you get an apple and take turns smacking an apple against your forehead until the apple explodes.

Let’s play apple roulette and hope we don’t get brain damage.

by Idoit lozer February 8, 2023

Slavic Apple

The act of sucking on a ballsack until it turns red.

She gave me a Slavic apple.

by kd_whoever October 5, 2025