Turd abominator

Ty Ty. Aka tsunami

You’re being a real turd abominator

by Nerdnerdnerd69 September 11, 2022

Heard Turd

The shit being taken in a specific place to get a point across to another person who will most likely be the one to find it. Like in the case where Amber Heard was accused of taking a shit in her and Johnny Depp's Bed.

Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!

by LakotaNative September 22, 2023

turd burper

A man who has an obvious tendency to brown nose other men in the workplace.

Able the turd burper just became our supervisor on Monday.

by SteakAlwaysMadeMeEatMyLimaBean March 30, 2016

turd unit

When someone is being a shit head you call them a turd unit

"Hey have you seen Marc's photo? He's a right turd unit"

by Jay83 October 21, 2015

Turd cutter

A thong

She’s got on a tight looking turd cutter

by AGeisler January 3, 2025

Cancer Turd

That one guy from run 3 that has a little balloon and is a little shit

Don't be a cancer turd

by Cancerous Turd 123 November 8, 2017

Turd

Stinky brown thing that comes out of your butt

Person 1: I had the stinkiest turd ever dude!!
Person 2: that’s nasty 🤢

by French urban Fry April 27, 2022