don't get a big dick 

Keep yourself under control. Chill the fuck out. Stop acting like a douche.

Kids...."can we have movie theater popcorn"
Dad...."how much is it"
kids....."two for five dollars"
dad..."ahh I guess"
kids..."yaaaayyyy yaaayy"
dad..."calm down, calm down!!....don't get a big dick!!!!"
Tourettes Guy

don't get a big dick by mrwhitefolkspimpsnsuch December 8, 2013

dick slang 

1. The act of slanging dick; wiggling one's penis back and forth in a nonsexual manner. Used for entertainment purposes in cases of extreme boredom (not to confuse with masturbation)

2. a synonym for penis party, sausage fest, hanging out with a bunch of guys and no girls

1. We were bored so we whipped out our penises and started dick slanging until we found something else to do

2. There wasn't much to do today so I just dick slanged at my friend's house with a bunch of other dick slangers, dick slanging together to pass the time

dick slang by KingofDickslanging August 14, 2010

Norris dick 

The act of gaining an erection while watching a Chuck Norris film. A rigid formation in the trousers while viewing Braddock: Missing in Action III. The aroma associated with Norris dick; i.e. the pong of Norris’ disgusting odor from his balloon knot. The act of gaining Norris dick, whereas a mans stab becomes erect due to a gathering of Chuck Norris memorabilia, including, but not limited to, autographed footballs and signed spleens.

As Samuels’s stomach hemorrhaged profusely, he garnered Norris dick during the viewing of Lone Wolf McQuade.

Butter and cognac are beneficial to any young man in the throws of Norris dick.

Norris dick by Dennis Cognac December 9, 2008

Dickshake 

In some cultures, the art of shaking someone's dick when being introduced or meeting them for the first time. Note: It is also rude to shake very limply.

Singh: Oh my, you have a firm Dickshake!
Youcef: Thanks.

Dickshake by Arty Benjamin August 19, 2009

Dick Typing 

A style of dynamic typing of object-oriented programming languages, basically structural typing at runtime.
Although it had been suggested by E. Dijkstra in a paper already decades ago, it remained unnoticed for a long time. Only recently it has been rediscovered and hyped to death with programming languages such as Ruby and Python. (Sometimes falsely referred to as 'duck typing').
Definition: "If it smells like a dick and tastes like a dick, it must be a dick".

Joe: What's that new hype in object-oriented programming, 'Dick Typing'. Is it worth contemplating?

Bob: Nah, the problem is, if it smells like a dick and tastes like a dick, it could be a dragon doing a dick impersonation. You may not always want to let dragons into your ass, even if they can impersonate a dick.

Dick Typing by p1st0r August 10, 2010

Tick Dick 

a dick that is between one cenimeter and 3 inches long

I was with this guy last night and he had a great body but he had Tick Dick

Tick Dick by JDL32895 August 6, 2008

juice my dick 

A commonly used term in bars, nightclubs, etc.. for having someone hook you up with drinks, food, or bitches. It can also be used in past tense as having you 'dick juiced'. It can used generally for receiving something for FREE.

Say trick, could ya' juice my dick and hook me and da boys down wid some table boogy fo' free?

Last night at da damn titty bar, ah' gots my dick juiced by Sunshine and da damn bartender!

juice my dick by Cartright September 6, 2005