David

Someone who still has so much positive things on urban dictionary yet he’s probably a dick to his best friends

Omg look it’s David! He seems so nice!
Nah he’s such a bitch to me.

by Noteclairshush. June 23, 2022

David’s sister

A phrase to describe a very attractive woman.

Tyler. Ansley is so hot.

Man you could say she’s David’s sister.

by The Original LFA June 6, 2018

David

David is someone who never texts his gf even when she’s lonely and has no one to talk to. He never takes pictures or anything to make her happy when he knows damn well she loves him to death…..he’s off limits bye:)

David belongs to nessa

by David belongs to nessa November 23, 2021

David

That one fuck boy that knows he’s better than every one. He acts nice and acts like he cares about you but he doesn’t. He does this to get what he wants and most likely you couldn’t handle him in the sheets. He could honestly care less about your feelings and is hella unloyal. But he’s a hella good friend tho:)

Daummmm you see that fine azz boy. His name is David.

by Dat boy clean wit it October 19, 2019

David Laughlin

I fucking beautiful man wanted by the FBI. Also a fortnite skin

David laughlin can stretch my pussy until it explodes

by laughlin lover February 18, 2025

David/Ethan

A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.

Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."

-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-

by david is me February 24, 2022

David

That one badass kid you probably read about as a kid.

“David’s teacher said no eating in class, but David ate anyways.”

by iridocyclitis89 November 24, 2021