I'm a failed Air Force cadet, but yet I still feel the need to shit on a much larger, more successful and more lethal organization than would ever accept a jerk-off like me... because I'm a K'Asshole.
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Carhartt Asshole (noun)
A specific breed of menace.
Someone who wears Carhartt like it’s a personality trait and uses it as a license to be loud, rude, emotionally unavailable, and mildly intimidating for no reason.
Usually believes being “real” = being an asshole. Think: work boots indoors, zero inside voice, and the vibe of someone who tailgates you in traffic and calls it character building.
Common traits:
Swears they’re “just blunt”
Treats kindness like a scam
Has beef with customer service workers unprovoked
Thinks empathy is soft
Either actually works hard or cosplays blue-collar toughness
A specific breed of menace.
Someone who wears Carhartt like it’s a personality trait and uses it as a license to be loud, rude, emotionally unavailable, and mildly intimidating for no reason.
Usually believes being “real” = being an asshole. Think: work boots indoors, zero inside voice, and the vibe of someone who tailgates you in traffic and calls it character building.
Common traits:
Swears they’re “just blunt”
Treats kindness like a scam
Has beef with customer service workers unprovoked
Thinks empathy is soft
Either actually works hard or cosplays blue-collar toughness
Yeah he showed up in a Carhartt jacket, interrupted everyone, and acted like decency was optional. Total Carhartt asshole.
by Earthsigngaia December 16, 2025
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guy 2: thats because it's Argentinian asshole apple, you idiot
guy 1:*takes another bite*
Guy 2 that's fickin nasty
guy 2: thats because it's Argentinian asshole apple, you idiot
guy 1:*takes another bite*
Guy 2 that's fickin nasty
by Vin the bigg January 12, 2026
Get the Argentinian asshole apple mug.A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".
In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.
Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.
Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?
Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
by BShigure January 27, 2011
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Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.
Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.
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