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Bonkieo
(adj.)
A chaotic, goofy vibe that’s weird in a low-key iconic way. El Bonkieo describes something or someone that’s stupid, funny, and unexpectedly kinda fire.
Not ugly. Not pretty. Not normal. Just bonkieo.
(adj.)
A chaotic, goofy vibe that’s weird in a low-key iconic way. El Bonkieo describes something or someone that’s stupid, funny, and unexpectedly kinda fire.
Not ugly. Not pretty. Not normal. Just bonkieo.
by Earthsigngaia December 8, 2025
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A specific breed of menace.
Someone who wears Carhartt like it’s a personality trait and uses it as a license to be loud, rude, emotionally unavailable, and mildly intimidating for no reason.
Usually believes being “real” = being an asshole. Think: work boots indoors, zero inside voice, and the vibe of someone who tailgates you in traffic and calls it character building.
Common traits:
Swears they’re “just blunt”
Treats kindness like a scam
Has beef with customer service workers unprovoked
Thinks empathy is soft
Either actually works hard or cosplays blue-collar toughness
A specific breed of menace.
Someone who wears Carhartt like it’s a personality trait and uses it as a license to be loud, rude, emotionally unavailable, and mildly intimidating for no reason.
Usually believes being “real” = being an asshole. Think: work boots indoors, zero inside voice, and the vibe of someone who tailgates you in traffic and calls it character building.
Common traits:
Swears they’re “just blunt”
Treats kindness like a scam
Has beef with customer service workers unprovoked
Thinks empathy is soft
Either actually works hard or cosplays blue-collar toughness
Yeah he showed up in a Carhartt jacket, interrupted everyone, and acted like decency was optional. Total Carhartt asshole.
by Earthsigngaia December 16, 2025
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