yuppie syphilis

Yo Dan, what happened to Paul?

Paul got yuppie syphilis.
What?!
Lyme disease.
by Morgellons March 6, 2025
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Yuppies

Yuppies is Yup + Guppies = Yuppies

More than one Yup is Yuppies. A school of Yuppies!
Person 1: That is some funny shit!
Person 2: Yuppies!

Person 1: I like to eat pizza and play card games.

Person 2: Yuppies, me too!
by Yuppie_COtters5 August 30, 2020
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Yuppies

Spoiled brats or puppies karaoke disco kids in Colombo who have no patriotism 99% so called hip cool gals & babes or simply trash !!!
I'm sure these reports wont be read by kudu kolombian yuppies
by a yuppie September 23, 2021
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Yuppie

People who don’t eat leftovers. People typically from the north. People who typically call other people “Yuppies” And don’t accept they are a yuppie themselves.
You don’t eat leftovers?? Wow, you’re such a yuppie.
by The Real Yuppie November 20, 2020
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Dive Bar Yuppie

Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)

1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.

2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.

3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.

Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.

See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 3, 2025
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nut yuppie

1. someone who is pretentious about nuts

2. someone who likes testicles
“That guy who would only eat black walnuts rather than English walnuts was a total nut yuppie.”
by casual nut enjoyer September 28, 2023
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