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Havens is the kind of girl you can't stop from eating. She always has something to say and is not afraid to share her deepest secrets. Sometimes you just want to friend zone her. Many awkward moments happen when around a Havens. She is always ready with a conversation starter about the weather. She is really stubborn and likes to be a control freak. Don't get on her bad side.

guy 1: "this girl in my group is awful"
guy 2: "must be a havens..."

Havens by Mr. Blueberry Love December 1, 2018

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Havens

An annoying asthmatic bitch who is a bully that no one likes and enjoys nerd vaping

Dang I really really REALLY HATE havens!

Havens by weganelen April 27, 2019

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Havens

What you call a person who slicks back their hair and pronounces coffee like cawfee…long story short a greaser

Did you see that mf who was designed driver last night?! His hair was so reflective I went blind! What a mf havens!

Havens by smith4jrufebsniukf October 3, 2026

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Havens to Hendrix

From beginning to end. Refers to the opening/closing acts at Woodstock.

That trip was an unmitigated disaster, from Havens to Hendrix.

Havens to Hendrix by grpNiteroi November 16, 2011

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Grey Havens

Named after a location in J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" saga, this means Heaven.

It seems like these batteries are on the way to the Grey Havens. The flash unit on my camera takes too long to recharge!

Grey Havens by pentozali June 18, 2007

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benny havens

|ben-ee hay-vins|

Benny havens are fingers that are covered with the seasoning and flavouring of Doritos brand tortilla chips.

They are also known as "Dorito fingers".

Benny havens occur after eating Doritos, usually Cooler Ranch flavoured Doritos but also with the other flavours.

They are very common if there are a lot of haven Doritos in the bag.

In writing, benny havens also are referred to as BHs.

Ah! I got benny havens, that's what I get for eating that whole bag of Doritos.

benny havens by MrJARichard March 12, 2010

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fair havens

A camp in Ontario that teaches families about Christianity. They have morning and evening services. Let's be real here though, the only evening service that is attended is the Merry Heart Show. A very calm and relaxing place.

Your friend: What are your calm places?

Me: My bedroom and my bathroom are my Fair Havens.

fair havens by iJoshPlayz July 4, 2018

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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