whack one off

Slang; To pleasure ones penis until it shoots its creamy load.

Excuse me love, i am just off to whack one off...

by commissio November 12, 2015

whacking the tuna

masturbation

I am in bed "whacking the tuna"

by lcm9368 July 31, 2017

Whack a Mole Doozy

When you send your friend on a wild goose chase to find that sweet nectar

Whack a Mole Doozy: Oh last night we whack a moled Ciaran a fucking Dooooozy!!

by The Hispanic Hand Grendade November 17, 2018

whackass

another word for someone who’s whack.

person 1: have you seen tom’s new hair?
person 2: yeah i saw it. that whackass looks like an unraveled rope

by nctzen2.0 April 6, 2019

Whack-A-Sus

The act of calling out a susaloid. Whacking-A-Sus could also mean kicking a sus when it's down-- bringing in old accusations when the sus is already getting called out.

crew 1: I saw a sus vent!

crew 2: lets eject em'

sus: wow, way to whack-a-sus

by cricketred August 31, 2022

ham whack

To manipulate one's genitals; masturbation

"I just watched Schindler's List. I don't think I can ever ham whack again."

by P. Dub September 8, 2007

kite whacker

the stereo-typical name for white people often used by African- Americans in public areas. Another word for white cracker

look at that kite whacker with his confederate flag

by drewslaw the coleslaw May 20, 2010