cricketred's definitions

susaloid

a generally sus person

A: hey, did you hear that susaloids throwing a party?!

B: no!! nobody will come though, that susaloids too sus!!

A: agreed!!

S: im right here man!!!

A: shit!! lets run B!!!

by cricketred April 19, 2022

dreamgender

a lame excuse to be a sucky person
a person with zero brain cells
someone who doesnt think, and when they do they make fake ass genders and sexualities to feel like theyre apart of something

A: Im dreamgender and dreamsexual! I am out and proud! UwU
Me: shut it you spore, you have genital warts and no direction in life

by cricketred April 19, 2022

DSB

Dumb Sus Blameable. How to pin something on someone. A DUMB SUS BLAMEABLE (dsb). Criteria: Dumb. Sus. Blameable. They are characterized by being funny-looking, or odd behavior. Maybe cone heads.

DSB: Im dumb, sus, blameable!!!

Me: I can tell, look at your cone head!!!

DSB: *indistinct gargling*

CREW: KILL HIM DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Me: clearly a DSB.

Imp: I'm shifting blame, the imposter is DSB.

by cricketred August 31, 2022

Whack-A-Sus

The act of calling out a susaloid. Whacking-A-Sus could also mean kicking a sus when it's down-- bringing in old accusations when the sus is already getting called out.

crew 1: I saw a sus vent!

crew 2: lets eject em'

sus: wow, way to whack-a-sus

by cricketred August 31, 2022