cock-wallop

To administer an open-hand slap to the genitalia of a male, with a sharp snapping of the wrist so as to leave a stinging sensation in the wangular and nutsacular areas.

Sweet sassy molassey, after we felched and I forgot her name, she cock-walloped me so bad, my penis fell off and ran out the door! Come back Weenie McSexster!

by John Walsh April 17, 2004

pussy willow

A man who acts as though he has no balls, therefore only a limp, willowing penis is left amongst the flowing pubic hairs. This explains his feminine nature despite the outer appearance of the man body.

My roommate has no balls, so he acts as though he has a pussy willow.

by TrixieDog December 16, 2018

Willow

The traditional name for an obscenly large but dysfunctional penis usually belonging to a person with the surname of Williams

Girl 1- "do you know anyone who has met the real willow?"
Girl 2- "no, but I've heard it's like a fucking snake"

by patrice evra January 9, 2013

wallwalker

A wallwalker is a person who is constantly walking into walls, even when they are aware that the wall is there.

Hannah you need stop wallwalking before you knock yourself out.

by Hannah Bowey July 1, 2005

Willow

Its like Sarah but with different letters.

Sarah My new name is Willow it's like Sarah but with different letters.
Shabooboo Um....ok

by Queen of Ghettos August 6, 2018

willowpus

a very hairy bush grown specifically in the backyard. not the front. only in the back.

dude, check out my spiffy willowpus.

by gioeli February 9, 2009

willow pill

that girl that bitch and (probably) the WINNER of rupaul drag race season 14 😍😍

Willow Pill is my favorite drag queen i love her so goddamn much

by Willowrina April 10, 2022