Erectile Vomit

The ungodly concoction of piss, blood, cum, and broken up kidney stones that quickly exits the urethra in a fit of horrible sickness. Pray to whatever god you must to prevent this event from ever coming across your soul and body.

“Hey, I’m not coming in to work today. I’ve been erectile vomiting all morning.”

by LeSleth November 20, 2019

Vomit-ass

Terrible, wretched, nasty and disgusting.

Marty: There comes Lucy with her vomit-ass shoes.
Thomas: Yea, those ass-made slippers look crappy af

by Maxicat0 March 1, 2023

Vomit kissing

When you get nervous to kiss so you throw up in each others mouth

Harlin and rocky got so nervous that they experienced some bad vomit kissing and never spoke again

by Harlin’s Brother November 6, 2017

Vomit Comet

A person who vomits and flees the area

After finding several gallons of throw-up in the gym, an investigation was launched deeming Janet as the vomit comet.

by JohnnyHally321 February 6, 2023

vomiting vicar

Ejaculating penis

I'm going home to stroke the vomiting vicar

by Yermawsmells July 23, 2016

Dick vomit

A truck driver that stays beside another truck and won’t get out of the way after 1 mile.

Look at this Dick vomit fucking up the interstate

by Gashaulin29 December 14, 2021

heart vomit

when someone breaks your heart you vomit in your heart.

she fucked my best friend my heart just vomited dam heart vomit

by gizmorpheus May 9, 2015