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Jason Verlander Delay

Otherwise known as a 'Verlander delay.'

1. To put off a baseball game because of a possible threat of rain, because rain could mess up the start of the game.

2. To put something off because you know that you'll do a better job if you do it later, or because there's a chance that you could do it wrong at the moment that it's assigned.
1. "Did you hear about last night? They put a Jason Verlander Delay on the Athletics/Tigers game because it was gonna rain. Yeah, it was only some passing stormclouds, but y'know, the rain could have really messed up Verlander's start."

2. "I'm on some cold meds, so I'm Verlander Delaying my math homework until I can focus better."
by LukieInTheSky June 1, 2010
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soggy vernon

The act of jizzing in a girls mouth and then firmly placing your rectum over the females mouth and defecating in her mouth. The female then swallows a fat load of cum and feces.
John: "You get it on with your girl last night?"

Vernon: "Yeah bitch was all crazy and kinky and all that good shit. We fucking all over the place. Shit,then she got real kinky and asked me to do a soggy vernon."

John: "Did you kiss her after?"

Vernon: ".....Anyways..."
by pimpdonjuan April 12, 2008
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Beau like peanut butter cup cookies from pillsbury. mmmmm cookies.
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