unitato

The most graceful creature on the planet. It combines the beloved potato and the mystical unicorn to create the mystically beloved Unitato. The mother is a unicorn and the father is a potato. There is nothing better than this magnificent creature.

Life Advise: Keep calm and be a Unitato.

Me: I drew a unitato on my history notes :3

by Unitato_Believer June 9, 2017

Cum Disposal Unit (CDU)

(noun) a cum disposal unit is a man or woman used for sex then tossed aside like yesterdays mail...

(use it in a sentence today LOL!!!)

That chick/guy is a total CDU go for it!!!

cum disposal unit (CDU) douche

by imnoodelykiwi February 25, 2011

porcine unit

A group of police officers without the aid of police dogs

Dude 1: "Did they send in the K-9 unit?"

Dude 2: "Nope, just the porcine unit."

by CarMono August 24, 2011

united states of america

A piece of land below Canada and above Mexico. Leave all the political bullshite out of it and that is just what it is, a piece o' land.

Jane: uh, what's that place above Mexico called again???
Carl: the united states of america

by ze_kimster January 15, 2005

United States Postal Service

The Mafia in little white trucks.

and everyone thinks im crazy..

by iRiShREPUBLICANarmy January 27, 2004

Uniturn

Noun: A rare and illusive form of the common U-turn said to be mythical by most people. Often said by people of lower IQ’s.

Adel, are you sure you can make a Uniturn here?

by Joe<3'sMary October 8, 2010

unit test

Its when you do a package test on your date to verify she is not a tranny.

Phil's date was beautiful, but she had a deep voice, so he decided to do a unit test before he kissed her.

by RogueEngineer December 24, 2013