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Trouser Triangle

When the male of the species behaves in such a lame way that it is likened to the female of the species.

The internationally recognised symbol for this is the act of holding your hands in front of your crotch with your thumbs and fore fingers touching in a triangular shape.
Rupert - Hey Luke, where's your buddy James?
Luke - Oh he's gone for a facial.
Rupert - He's such a Trouser Triangle.

Luke - James smashes his car up every time he goes anywhere. He drives like a woman.
Rupert - Yeah, he's such a Trouser Triangle.

Luke - James isn't drinking tonight, I think he's grown a vagina.
Rupert - Yeah man, you know why though...(Rupert makes the internationally recognised Trouser Triangle Symbol)
Luke - Yeah - he definately is.

Rupert - James is such a Banter Biter, I ripped into him earlier on Urban Dictionary. He got cross and he has been sulking since.
Luke - Yeah. He's a trouser Triangle.
Trouser Triangle by Wordsmith Ru February 4, 2009

Trouser Snake Charmer 

The chick at the bar who has been buying you drinks all night actually has a penis.
Man I met this hot ass chick last night at the club, I took her home and found out she was a trouser snake charmer so I had to shank him in the kidney.

trouser trout

Do I got a Big Mac?? How 'bout a nice big serving of trouser trout, assclown?
trouser trout by J. Malik March 18, 2006

trousercough 

Southern English slang (one of the many) for passing gas. Similar in use to trousertrumpet.
Ooops! I just had a trousercough, open a window!

Trouser Troll 

Any giant penis that should never see the light of day but somehow always does when the owner gets drunk.

Like most evil, shadow dwelling creatures, the trouser troll is ugly and smells of rotten death.

You always know the trouser troll is there and are afraid to approach the area where it lives.
"Oh my god, last night Aaron got drunk and I saw his trouser troll!!!"

"Really? And you didn't turn to stone??"
Trouser Troll by powellja September 10, 2012

trouser snake 

A new Kik term for a guy's penis
Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)
trouser snake by Uncle Dimma October 29, 2017