Trouser Wookie 

When a man who used to properly groom his pubic area on a regular basis, has since let it grow wild. The hair has now taken over all parts of his nether-regions, thus resembling an inhabitant of the plantet Kashyyyk.

"Dude, look at your pubes! You've got yourself quite the Trouser Wookie ! "

Trouser Wookie by FJT June 30, 2010

One eyed trouser trout 

A longish creature that is said to live in the pants of a male (and some females)

Man look at that one eyed trouser trout

One eyed trouser trout by sweatyandready July 3, 2010

Trouser Triangle

When the male of the species behaves in such a lame way that it is likened to the female of the species.

The internationally recognised symbol for this is the act of holding your hands in front of your crotch with your thumbs and fore fingers touching in a triangular shape.

Rupert - Hey Luke, where's your buddy James?
Luke - Oh he's gone for a facial.
Rupert - He's such a Trouser Triangle.

Luke - James smashes his car up every time he goes anywhere. He drives like a woman.
Rupert - Yeah, he's such a Trouser Triangle.

Luke - James isn't drinking tonight, I think he's grown a vagina.
Rupert - Yeah man, you know why though...(Rupert makes the internationally recognised Trouser Triangle Symbol)
Luke - Yeah - he definately is.

Rupert - James is such a Banter Biter, I ripped into him earlier on Urban Dictionary. He got cross and he has been sulking since.
Luke - Yeah. He's a trouser Triangle.

Trouser Triangle by Wordsmith Ru February 4, 2009

Trouser Snake Charmer 

The chick at the bar who has been buying you drinks all night actually has a penis.

Man I met this hot ass chick last night at the club, I took her home and found out she was a trouser snake charmer so I had to shank him in the kidney.

Trouser Snake Charmer by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

trouser trout

Best served smothered and covered in underwear!

Do I got a Big Mac?? How 'bout a nice big serving of trouser trout, assclown?

trouser trout by J. Malik March 18, 2006

trousercough 

Southern English slang (one of the many) for passing gas. Similar in use to trousertrumpet.

Ooops! I just had a trousercough, open a window!

trousercough by Eduard Cuntënheimer January 1, 2005

Trouser Troll 

Any giant penis that should never see the light of day but somehow always does when the owner gets drunk.

Like most evil, shadow dwelling creatures, the trouser troll is ugly and smells of rotten death.

You always know the trouser troll is there and are afraid to approach the area where it lives.

"Oh my god, last night Aaron got drunk and I saw his trouser troll!!!"

"Really? And you didn't turn to stone??"

Trouser Troll by powellja September 10, 2012