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Paper town 

A town that is shallow,fragile, and fake.
Look at all those cul-de-sacs, the streets that turn in on themselves all the houses that were built to fall apart. All those paper people in their paper houses burning the furniture to stay warm. All the paper kids drinking the beer some bum bought for them at the paper convenience store. Everyone demented with the mania of owning things. All the things paper-thin and paper-frail. It's just a paper town.
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Cleveland, OH. Cleveland and only cleveland has earned the right to become this city. It is not Concord coughwhitneycough and is not Cincinnati or Covina or anything like that.
Dude: "Imma go to C-Town and get me some rocks!"

Bitch: "Cool. I wanna go back to visit my boyfriend!...wait, this isnt the way to Concord!"

Dude: "Thats cuz we arent going to Concord, dumbass!"
C-Town by bojzzle December 9, 2004

North Town 

The colloquial nickname which locals have given to the city of North Las Vegas, Nevada. The nickname, which most likely began as a derogatory term for the city, has permeated the locals' vocabulary to such an extent as it no longer carries the negative connotation it once did.
My boy, who was just released from the North Las Vegas city jail, told me upon leaving, "Man, don't ever get locked up in North Town...CCDC down in Vegas is MUCH better."
North Town by NVNewbie June 5, 2011

Poche Town 

The poor white trash area north of the tracks in Sulphur, LA.
I need to get my hair done. My roots are starting to look like Poche Town.
Poche Town by leonards December 15, 2014
Someone who never leaves their town and eventually raises a family in the same town they were raised in. These people tend to remain in the same social clique for their whole life. They are always living in the past.
Lorie is a townie. She married a boy from high school and they now live in the same town they grew up in.
Townie by jumper111 May 12, 2010

Tony Stark 

The greatest man you'll meet.
Father of Peter Parker and Morgan Stark.
Husband to Pepper Potts Stark
Iron Man
29 May, 1970-22 April, 2019
"Sometimes you gotta run before you walk"- Tony Stark
Tony Stark, a man of witty, sarcasm and love.
Tony Stark by Anne V. May 6, 2019

small town police

A police officer that, instead of actually helping society and arresting people for actual crimes, like to to a list of annoying things because of their lack of actual things to respond to or stop; such as
1. sit by areas where the speed limit drops significantly with a radar gun to get you for 5mph over cause you didn't slow down quick enough
2.harass teenagers while they are just walking around not doing anything wrong asking them what they are up to.
3.not respond to burglary calls (My friend and his dad had this happen)
4. Act like town curfew means "immediate quarantine" and love to fine you up the ass for breaking this even if your standing 50 feet away from your yard.
5. think skateboarding/longboarding is a serious crime, although it can be annoying they take the rules to far on this one.

I don't have problems with authority, just bored fat pricks with a badge and tazers.
Vicksburg MI has a terrible case of small town police officers.