1. Useless waist of space
2. Chat complete bollocks using words that mean absolutely nothing.
3. Impersonates Ali G being too thick to realise he is actually taking the piss out of people like that.
4. Has no idea of any music catogries unless it comes under any thing such as R n B, garage or any other crap therefore calling any thing that isn't bollocks "metlar music" including groups such as Coldplay, Travis and Embrace unless they like a song then it becomes non "metlar music".
5. Hangs round streets late at night in big groups to try and feel hard because they are total pussies who need "back-up" and weaponry.
6. No not how to fight a fair fight.
7. Like music only by black men and wiggers.
8. Pretend to take drugs because it makes them hard but are only smart enough to figure out how to smoke.
9. No hope in life apart from McDonalds.
10. Brain span goes about as far as shite music, drugs, and sex with there siblings.
11. A vocabulary which ranges from words that mean to shit to words that mean shit.
2. Chat complete bollocks using words that mean absolutely nothing.
3. Impersonates Ali G being too thick to realise he is actually taking the piss out of people like that.
4. Has no idea of any music catogries unless it comes under any thing such as R n B, garage or any other crap therefore calling any thing that isn't bollocks "metlar music" including groups such as Coldplay, Travis and Embrace unless they like a song then it becomes non "metlar music".
5. Hangs round streets late at night in big groups to try and feel hard because they are total pussies who need "back-up" and weaponry.
6. No not how to fight a fair fight.
7. Like music only by black men and wiggers.
8. Pretend to take drugs because it makes them hard but are only smart enough to figure out how to smoke.
9. No hope in life apart from McDonalds.
10. Brain span goes about as far as shite music, drugs, and sex with there siblings.
11. A vocabulary which ranges from words that mean to shit to words that mean shit.
The very short belt like skirts of a female townie have bad habbits of going up and down more times that a horney rabbits arse.
by Arran Delieu March 28, 2004
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Person 2: Ya I did. Didn't Ann also just get back from debate camp?
Person 2: Ya I did. Didn't Ann also just get back from debate camp?
by notatownie258 July 23, 2010
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An idiot who thinks they're better than anyone else, and is talented at cussing people out. (I've had experience. I used to sit next to one in science). Have a strange obsession with the words 'yo momma,' like to hang out behind gas stations, and can't say one sentence without cussing. Also can't stand to get their shiny white shoes dirty, and wash them every day.
Female:
Blond. Dyed of course. Lots of clumpy mascara, and talk valley girl. Also are obsessed with shoes, although not as much as the males, and will not be seen wearing anything other than American Eagle, South Pole, or Abercrombie and Fitch. + very skimpy clothes. Oh yeah, or Jellies/Ugs (which, by the way are the worst fashion statement known to mankind.) Giggle A LOT. Usually, they find work as cheerleaders. Once in a while, they can be nice but not for long, and still remain the opposite of anything original.
Just to summaraize: beware of townies.
An idiot who thinks they're better than anyone else, and is talented at cussing people out. (I've had experience. I used to sit next to one in science). Have a strange obsession with the words 'yo momma,' like to hang out behind gas stations, and can't say one sentence without cussing. Also can't stand to get their shiny white shoes dirty, and wash them every day.
Female:
Blond. Dyed of course. Lots of clumpy mascara, and talk valley girl. Also are obsessed with shoes, although not as much as the males, and will not be seen wearing anything other than American Eagle, South Pole, or Abercrombie and Fitch. + very skimpy clothes. Oh yeah, or Jellies/Ugs (which, by the way are the worst fashion statement known to mankind.) Giggle A LOT. Usually, they find work as cheerleaders. Once in a while, they can be nice but not for long, and still remain the opposite of anything original.
Just to summaraize: beware of townies.
townie: Yo-wuzzup, muthafucka?
me: Just shut up already!
townie: Yo momma!
me: And that is an insult how exactly?
me: Just shut up already!
townie: Yo momma!
me: And that is an insult how exactly?
by JoLlama December 15, 2007
Get the townie mug.Someone who has nuthin better to do then go around town smoking and telling people to piss off. They have no future and they smell like crap. Their hats are so far back they look like they are stapled on to stay on their head. They love bad boys 2 and hate school of rock.SAD ASS'S!!!!!
Townie: "im well 'ard"
Me: "U always try and start fights for no reason"
Townie "U STARTIN'???"
ME: "rrrrrright"
Me: "U always try and start fights for no reason"
Townie "U STARTIN'???"
ME: "rrrrrright"
by Drummer Johnny 3000 February 16, 2004
Get the Townie mug.A townie hangs around in groups of about 15, they go drinking, they usually go out looking for fights, they always have a mobile stuck to their head, and the girls wear the tightest tops they can (which is not a good thing because usually they are way too fat)! And their vocabulary usually consists of Fucking, slag & slut. They pick on people just because they are not like them, and they can't except others!
by Joey February 17, 2004
Get the Townie mug.a towniw is a person who tucks there le coq sportif or other sportwear brand tracksuit bottoms into there socks n wears a polo t shirt usually a very poor brand and a burbery cap at a ridiculous angle. They often start fights with people for no reason because they are sch hard bastards that they can do so. However, if they dsont have there crew they are often beaten up cos they simply try to pysh you over iwth there wrist by hitting your shoulder ali g style.
Can be found on veery single mcdonalds in existance in england, outside Jacksons(in Hull) and ask to borrow 20 p to buy some pot. They also ask you to give them skins for a joint whilst you are sat on a bus and when you refuse verbally abuse you in a "intimadating fashion".if you look at them they consider it an insult n will try n knife you, spurded on by there cronies n pregnant girlfriend.A wanker.
Can be found on veery single mcdonalds in existance in england, outside Jacksons(in Hull) and ask to borrow 20 p to buy some pot. They also ask you to give them skins for a joint whilst you are sat on a bus and when you refuse verbally abuse you in a "intimadating fashion".if you look at them they consider it an insult n will try n knife you, spurded on by there cronies n pregnant girlfriend.A wanker.
by dirty rock star March 9, 2004
Get the townie mug.da mindless twats who beat up my friends on a friday night and try 2 nick thier phones then are shocked that we call the police with the phones they failed to get. Though i must admit not all townies r like this, just the ones who stick in your brain, or a boot in your brin in my friends case, 3 hours in hospital
bunch of townies beating people up around him)
Townie: Wheres your phone?
My Friend: In my pocket (punches guy in face and helps everyone else)
Townie: Wheres your phone?
My Friend: In my pocket (punches guy in face and helps everyone else)
by nixy March 11, 2004
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