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Townie

1. Useless waist of space

2. Chat complete bollocks using words that mean absolutely nothing.

3. Impersonates Ali G being too thick to realise he is actually taking the piss out of people like that.

4. Has no idea of any music catogries unless it comes under any thing such as R n B, garage or any other crap therefore calling any thing that isn't bollocks "metlar music" including groups such as Coldplay, Travis and Embrace unless they like a song then it becomes non "metlar music".

5. Hangs round streets late at night in big groups to try and feel hard because they are total pussies who need "back-up" and weaponry.

6. No not how to fight a fair fight.

7. Like music only by black men and wiggers.

8. Pretend to take drugs because it makes them hard but are only smart enough to figure out how to smoke.

9. No hope in life apart from McDonalds.

10. Brain span goes about as far as shite music, drugs, and sex with there siblings.

11. A vocabulary which ranges from words that mean to shit to words that mean shit.
The very short belt like skirts of a female townie have bad habbits of going up and down more times that a horney rabbits arse.
by Arran Delieu March 28, 2004
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townie

da mindless twats who beat up my friends on a friday night and try 2 nick thier phones then are shocked that we call the police with the phones they failed to get. Though i must admit not all townies r like this, just the ones who stick in your brain, or a boot in your brin in my friends case, 3 hours in hospital
bunch of townies beating people up around him)
Townie: Wheres your phone?
My Friend: In my pocket (punches guy in face and helps everyone else)
by nixy March 11, 2004
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townie

a big retard who smokes and is pregnant(if girl) by 13.scum.nobjockey.
by Adam Barrott January 27, 2004
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townie

The opposite to a rocker. They wear all sports clothes and shell suits!! They think it's cool to smoke and take drugs and think they're all hard! They deliberately don't try hard in school so they can get chucked out and they always have fights.
Loads of them that seem to be multiplying in my school!
by Essy December 9, 2003
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Townie

Someone who goes to debate camp, calls others townies when they are the clear townies.
Person 1: Did you hear Ann, the townie, called Samie a townie?
Person 2: Ya I did. Didn't Ann also just get back from debate camp?
by notatownie258 July 23, 2010
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Townie

Someone who has nuthin better to do then go around town smoking and telling people to piss off. They have no future and they smell like crap. Their hats are so far back they look like they are stapled on to stay on their head. They love bad boys 2 and hate school of rock.SAD ASS'S!!!!!
Townie: "im well 'ard"
Me: "U always try and start fights for no reason"
Townie "U STARTIN'???"
ME: "rrrrrright"
by Drummer Johnny 3000 February 16, 2004
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townie

a towniw is a person who tucks there le coq sportif or other sportwear brand tracksuit bottoms into there socks n wears a polo t shirt usually a very poor brand and a burbery cap at a ridiculous angle. They often start fights with people for no reason because they are sch hard bastards that they can do so. However, if they dsont have there crew they are often beaten up cos they simply try to pysh you over iwth there wrist by hitting your shoulder ali g style.
Can be found on veery single mcdonalds in existance in england, outside Jacksons(in Hull) and ask to borrow 20 p to buy some pot. They also ask you to give them skins for a joint whilst you are sat on a bus and when you refuse verbally abuse you in a "intimadating fashion".if you look at them they consider it an insult n will try n knife you, spurded on by there cronies n pregnant girlfriend.A wanker.
an example of one is all included above
by dirty rock star March 9, 2004
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