Toad Nipples

When your nipples are so hard they have bumps and it feels like a toad.

" Man it's so cold I got toad nipples"

by lostprophet1900 June 9, 2017

toad's dad

this guy claims to love his wife but he always rapes his sons brian and stinky not joe though b/c he is cool. he makes brain suck his cock while stinky eats out his asshole... his wife likes the pussy as well

why is toad's dad a son fucking wierdo

by kinger splash February 6, 2005

what a toad!

an euphemism that suggests one has a larger body size, due to over indulging on many occasions or even practices over indulging daily"

Heather said " I ate two chocolate chip cookies after my breakfast" Travis chuckled and replied, "what a toad!"

by Travis Jenkinson November 12, 2010

toad stools

psychedelic mushrooms

we got fucked up on toad stools and stared at the wall for hours.

by Schopperation Desert Schopp July 28, 2003

Lynch Toad

A phrase than can mean whatever you want. Use it in place of anything.

"Dude how was the game?"
"It was pretty lynch toad"

"What happened to your car Leonardo?"
"I drove it off a cliff, now I'm stuck with this piece of lynch toad"

by The Kiberian Husky March 6, 2010

Horny Toads

When two men sit down facing each other and tried to masturbate into the others mouth, by projectile ejaculation. Like frogs trying to catch flies.

Those two guys were rumored to play Horny toads last night when they got drunk!

by GS-Caddy May 5, 2010

Horny Toad

Term usually used in the souther region, said with a lot of souther drawl.

Used when talking about someone (typically ugly) who is extremely sexual/horny towards you or another, when nothing has been done to initiate the mood.

“Oh my god, Jerry is being such a Horny Toad today”

“Bro just block him already, you’ve literally talked to him twice.”

by CamelThomper November 6, 2021