When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.
Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.
Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.
Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.
by JaySteeze January 2, 2015
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often used when you stutter or when a drunk person tries to insult you.
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a newly created subject or thread on a message board indicating that the thread is important or interesting enough to justify taking up the limited space available for new threads
by Ryan Meier February 4, 2007
Get the threadworthy mug.A threadipede is the long white thread that hangs down from your cut-off blue jeans shorts and brushes against the back of your leg in such a way that it causes you to think that an insect has just landed on you.
Daniel thought that he was about to be stung by a horsefly, but he immediately relaxed once he realized that it was only a threadipede.
by Bullseye Warrior July 27, 2009
Get the Threadipede mug.I just want a loyal partner who will have me change my undies when we fight, when we make out, when we talk about life, you know. That to me puts EveryThing in perspective and reminds me of how we're here, unasked, uninvited, and how absurd, bizarre life actually is (like, look at the shit we have to fight for, look at what we're still having to deal with, the rat racing, money chasing, fame embracing). If you have me change my undies (lose control), you'll make me smile and that smile i can preserve and let it thread its way into any circumstance in "life".
by Krkič February 16, 2020
Get the thread mug.Threat given by band members who play oboe. I make my godamm oboe reeds myself with a knife! Don't you dare fucking touch my hours of work!! I will fucking KNIFE YOU AND BURN YOUR SHITTY CLARINET!!!!! Never forget that you're my band bitch, bitch.
Idiot: *step step* *CRACK!!*
Oboist: OMG You broke my reed you clutz!
Idiot: Jeez calm down, can't you just get another one?
Oboist: I fucking made that myself! It took four days! I'm gonna knife you in your sleep, asshole!!
Other band member: Oh shit, he just got an oboe threat!
Oboist: OMG You broke my reed you clutz!
Idiot: Jeez calm down, can't you just get another one?
Oboist: I fucking made that myself! It took four days! I'm gonna knife you in your sleep, asshole!!
Other band member: Oh shit, he just got an oboe threat!
by PurpleDragonRider February 11, 2014
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