zit stach

Zits that are found in the mustach of a teen

Person 1 "hey check out my stach"
Person 2 "more like a Zit Stach"
Person 1 "...you forgot poland"

by Hi i'm Ted December 23, 2008

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Kool Aid Stache

Originally made famous by a man named Jason, the Kool Aid Stache is when a person's lips become so chapped that they turn red and dry, while still growing a mustache over the top, giving it a redish tint.

Wow, is that Jason rocking the Kool Aid Stache again?

by J.Stache for President March 31, 2007

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pedro sanchez stache

a flimsy moustache often seen on teenagers who cannot grow a real moustache, but attempt to anyway. seen in abundance during no shave november in middle schools.

looks like a much thinner version of the moustache sported by pedro sanchez in napoleon dynamite

Example #1
( ignorant middle schooler) dude are you gonna do no shave november? all of the upperclassmen are
(realistic middle schooler) don't be stupid we both know that the best we can do is a pedro sanchez stache.

Example #2
middle schooler 1: dude i didnt shave almost the entire summer, check out my bad-ass moustache!
middle schooler 2: you look like the biggest idiot i've ever seen. go shave off that pedro sanchez stache right now before you lose every one of your friends

by LeTacoGrande November 28, 2009

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