Public Butt

Public seats are dirty....just use your imagination. Once you sit your pants down on a public seat, you now have "public butt" because whatever disgusting stuff that was on the seat (from the thousands of other butts that have sat there) is now on your pants. For all you know, the guy that sat in that seat before you could of had some diarrhea that leaked through his pants and now its rubbing off on yours. Disgusting isn't it. One should think twice about tainting seats, beds, or couches in their house once they have "public butt."

Don't sit your "public butt" on my clean bed sheets.

by Empty Bin February 1, 2013

Butt Jazz

When you have such horrific diarrhea that the sounds that your ass is emitting sounds akin to free form jazz.

Friend 1: *Shitting his brains out*

Friend 2 to Friend 3: "Damn, did you hear that? Kevin has some serious butt jazz going on right now."

by J-Mama October 30, 2013

Butt Sex

What some lucky few straight guys get to do with their ladies...

What some unlucky prison bitches get to do with big Bubba.

What gay dudes do all the time...

BUTT SEX ANYONE?

by Jew Reelie Wanna No March 29, 2009

Butt Coomer

When you coom/cum in a girls anus then leave it their and let her clean it up

I’m such a butt coomer

by Moondog88 February 17, 2021

dixon butts

The most unfortunate name in the English language.

I love dixon butts, no homo

by HI IM CHARLIE THIS IS MY BIRD July 28, 2010

jalapeno butt

the burning sensation after you defecate that seems to linger. Usually after youve eaten spicy food.

"Lindsey has been screaming while in the bathroom all morning, that curry last night must have given her jalapeno butt."

by ooberhack3r January 3, 2012

butt flakes

A thick encrusted layer of fecal particles that has dried and hardened and somewhat fused with the skin of the buttocks. It results from smearing butt excrement when whiping rather than actually removing it. As it hardens it becomes brittle and starts to crack, then small particles of the fecal-layer waft into the air and can get lodged in people's nostrils or open wounds, causing severe irritation, runny noses and gagging.

Man, Mandy is such trailer trash. I did her doggy style even though her whole butt was encrusted with buttflakes. Each thrust i drilled into her shook off more buttflakes, creating a thick green mist of butt flakes, and I gagged.

by Dark Lord of the Anus April 28, 2005