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Topper Mopper

When a male with a considerably long goatee it’s a girls pussy and she comes on his beard. Then the mail, with his soaked goatee, pins her down and wipes it across her forehead in a mopping motion.
(Example 1) “Yo dude I was with this big boobed Latina and I gave her a Topper Mopper.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”
by Legendaryshopbesties November 30, 2021
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tupperware sky

When the sky is bright and overcast so that it looks as though you’re inside of a Tupperware box
Ah mate, it’s bright but cloudy outside, bit overcast, kind of a tupperware sky. Probably bring a brolly.
by Luleymoon March 16, 2022
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Kav Temperley

The lyricist, bassist and front man of the Western Australian band eskimo joe. His name, which he chose himself when he was 7 years old means 'poet of truth'.
There are no better lyrics than those written by Kav Temperley.
by Superduper291 January 31, 2009
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Crapper Tapper

A Crapper Tapper is another name for "Fudge Packer's".
It's when you Tap the Crap with your penis, while its inside the others ass. Usually used to make fun of 2 guy's who are close and always together.
God...Ryan and Steve are such Crapper Tapper's.
by Mighty M August 3, 2009
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Kankle Temper

Often referred to women who have kankles and are extremely angry.
My boss is so angry right now, I'm scared to go back to her room in case she has another kankle temper!
by Yuri Gojirah October 12, 2010
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backseat tipper

someone at a restaurant who is not paying but unsolicitedly tells the person paying how much to tip.
"Thanks for the meal and all, but really bro, you're leaving the waiter 10%?"

"Don't be such a backseat tipper man."
by adnasty October 22, 2011
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Crock topper

The giver of a Crock Topper engages in activities that result in a sweaty butt crack, so much so that flavors and aromas are quite developed (as they are in a crock pot). The resulting viscous fluid is then liberally applied to the recipient's penis, usually followed by other sexual activities.
"Honey, can you go for a run so you can give me a crock topper for you to eat for lunch?"
by Airliner1013 May 22, 2013
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