Ted Spreading

If A Fat Hairy Man Spreads His Legs Too Far It Is Considered Ted Spreading

My Uncle, While He Was Sitting In A Train Was Ted Spreading

by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed May 12, 2020

Ted Kennedy

Boozehound/Murderer/Heart attack waiting to happen.

Don't hate me. That muthaf***er let a woman drown.

by bigtones August 31, 2004

ted nugent

1) Obvious: Guitarist from the 70's

2) Slang for pot weed marijuana. Derived from the word nugget which is slang for high grade pot. Used in written, emailed or spoken conversation to avoid detection. Also, concert tickets are usually 50 bucks, so it makes it convenient for drug dealing slang.

Hey bro, did you get that Ted Nugent ticket for me?

Yeah, it's $50. Just swing on by and pick it up.

by Lou Stenspayce December 14, 2003

Ted Cruz

myopic self-righteous, power hungry asshole who won't listen to anyone or change his views no matter the circumstances.

That guy you're dating is a total Ted Cruz. Run for the hills before he defunds your abortion savings account.

by wonkette2016 October 1, 2013

Ted Dancin

A dance executed so poorly with the specific purpose of clearing the dance floor. Characterized by karate kicks, unusual gyrations and falling over whilst flopping.

Dude, did you see Todd last night? He was totally Ted Dancin.

by Sir Toppumhat January 10, 2014

Ted Cruz Syndrome

Ted Cruz Syndrome (TCS) is a common disorder that affects members of The Republican Party, particularly lawmakers of the United States Congress. Signs and symptoms of the disorder usually include sedition, repeating of Russian propaganda, gas, bloating, rapid weight gain, insulting United States military, chronic denial of the January 6th Insurrection and allegiance to Donald Trump. TCS is a chronic condition with no known cure.

Differential Diagnosis: Cancun Cruz

"My aunt Jackie told me that Uncle Bob was diagnosed with Ted Cruz Syndrome. I wonder if that MAGA hat he kept wearing was a clue."

"Dude you won't shut up about the Insurrection being a big hoax. Are you sure you don't have Ted Cruz Syndrome?"

"That girl I've been dating for the past couple weeks? Well she finally invited me to her apartment. When I walked in the door she had posters of Donald Trump everywhere. I wonder if she has TCS?"

by StandForBetter May 21, 2021

Ted Nivison

Pretty cool guy who makes compilations, interviews and pretty funny comedic sketches

He owns a podcast that includes him, Slimecicle and Schlatt, and they have guest stars almost every episode

You should check him out

He also wears glassess

Ted Nivison: *says anything*
Schlatt: *insults him*
Slimecicle: *also insults him*
Ted Nivision: ._.

by tiredidiot September 18, 2021