Mashed Pa-testicles

The process of neutering a man/boy by mashing his testicles until they resemble a mashed potato like substance.

Johns girlfriend made mashed pa-testicles out of his spuds man.

by SamE4848 March 16, 2009

ozric tentacles

this band that one time they played a show that i was at, have you heard their song "tight spin," the drums on that song are fucking unbelievable.

also when they played "pyramidion" live i almost lost it at least once.

by tht! tne October 25, 2004

testicles

1)The object of a boy's fear and a girl's confidence.
2)The object of a boy's pain and a girl's pleasure.
3)The object of a boy's inferiority, and a girl's superiority

1)The girl confidently threatened the boy with a swift kick to his testicles, and the boy grabbed his groin in fear.
2)The girl kicked the boy in the testicles, the boy was holding his groin in utter pain, and the girl was stroking her clit in pleasure.
3)The boy was on the ground clutching his groin after being kicked in the testicles, feeling less than adequate, while the girl stood over him feeling like a dominant being.

by Inferior Boy September 1, 2006

jizzfaced testicle flap

When you bust a load of spunk on a girls face that makes her temporarily blind and sucks ur nutsack

Mrs. Nanners loves the jizzfaced testicle flap

by alex"rus" tsaur November 5, 2003

testicle paradox

The shocking phenomenon, in which the slightest pressure upon an unaroused man's testicles causes pain. Yet during sexual arousal, the testicles can take repetitive strikes painlessly and/or pleasurably.

Woman strikes man with pillow in balls. He falls to ground in fetal position moaning in agony.

Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.

Woman experienced the testicle paradox.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010

tenticles

The sticky floppy bits of an octopus that hang from its butt.

Man, look that that octopuses tenticles.

by stickynips December 6, 2015

Cockroach's Testicles

Similar to the phrase "the bee's knees," but more crude. Implies that something is really cool, or sometimes used in sarcasm to imply that something is really not cool.

1 - Implying something is cool

- "That peach harvest sure was the bee's knees!"

- "Dude, that weed was the cockroach's testicles!"

2 - Sarcasm implying that something isn't really that cool

- "Hey man, check out this 1990 Ford Taurus I got used!" "Wow. That's just the cockroach's testicles isn't it...."

by C-Witt July 3, 2009