technified

To take a simple task and overly describe it unnecessarily.

Me: Sorry I haven't talked to you in a week, I've been experiencing existential malaise, as in, the Miry Bog .
Her: So you're depressed, why get all technified ?

by Corndog59 March 9, 2018

Jedi technique

It means "Multi-tasking.."

Try the Jedi technique - known as 'multi-tasking' :)

by Jun Xue April 1, 2008

Pencil technique

The pencil technique is a method to get out of a painful situation such as being in the middle of an exam or third wheeling.

Step 1: Carefully insert a pencil into each nostril.

Step 2: Begin to slam head into table/wall until desired outcome has been achieved.

Fuck this math test bro! I'll use the pencil technique to get out of this one...

by Addisj July 21, 2016

The bowling ball technique

Fingering a girl in her ass and pussy at the same time and picking them up

Me and Barbie did the bowling ball technique last night

by Cockmastaflex March 28, 2021

Textbook Deflection Technique

A deflection technique that is frequently used.

"Are you saying I'm unathletic... Cause yeah I am"
"He just used a Textbook Deflection Technique"

by XD_)NOTUSKNOT_CUBER_FRICK_TAPE January 24, 2022

Southern Alberta Snake Technique

The act of getting a blow job from a venomous snake. Letting the snake shed its skin on your pickle. And then using your newfound poisonous condom to give unforgivable cowgirl to someone you're related to.

"Yo Traj, why are you limping like that?"

"Oh, I was just testing out the Southern Alberta Snake Technique with my brother last night. What an experience!"

by M4rineRalstin3 July 7, 2022

Immortal Technique

The Dopest and illest rapper to spit on a mic. His rhymes are so crazy and his lyrics are so amazing that when he spits he disintergrates mics. NO JOKE and No doubt. He is also the only rapper who has a reason to think he is better then the rest and has the right to brag and be obnoxious!

He touches on political topics and world issues, his lyrical dictionary is at a high level so he isnt some dumb ass. He fucks up mc's. HE IS THE SHITTT!

Some pussy:Yo, that immortal technique is ight

Immortal technique: No nigga your mothers pussy is an ight, your people getting shot in the street thats an ight! Im the fucking immortal technique nigga!

by No doubt NO JOKE June 27, 2009