Taint Week

New Years Eve is the ass end of the year and Xmas is where the goodies are. So the time between is the taint.
I am going on vacation during taint week, because Xmas is over and New Years is coming.
by leonangelo December 31, 2010
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Nose Taint

The part of skin on the underside of the nose betwixt the cartilage and the thick skin. The part that gets peirced for a septum piercing
When I went to Get my Septum pierced the Piercer grabbed my nose and said "Got your nose taint".
by I got you back April 12, 2009
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Taint Face

A Term of Endearment, used for those who are a complete Dickhead, and have an ass-chin. Therefore, Their Face would be the 'Taint'. Hence The Name, Taint Face.
Wow! That Dickhead, with an ass-chin, was a real Taint Face!
by ScrotumBalls February 24, 2009
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Taint Slapper

A move where a male does not actually enter either holes and slaps somewhere in the middle, i.e. the taint.

Usually happens at high speeds and popular among the motorcycling community.
"So I was going wide open, pulled it out, and did a serious taint slapper."
by Tibbz and Steika July 25, 2008
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golden taint

A golden taint is when pee hits the water and splashes back up onto the taint.
"I could really use some baby powder after my golden taint dries up."
"Bitch, you need to clean up this golden taint before I get down on this muff puff.
by Earth Wind and Taint August 13, 2014
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Taint Blast

The act of forcibly kicking the tip of your shoe, or in some cases, delivering a devastating uppercut to the region between a person's anus and testicles in the case of a man or anus and vagina in the case of a woman thereby leaving that person writhing on the ground, blind with pain.
Brad was being a real asswhistle at the party last night so I had to deliver a world class taint blast to put him in his place.
by Chad Rauschenberger January 03, 2008
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Sultan's Taint

1. Alternative moniker for Sultan's Feast, a buffet restaurant in the Trump Taj Mahal (Atlantic City, NJ).

2. Something gross, disgusting, puke/diarrhea-inducing.
Sleaze: Why do I feel like complete and utter garbage?

Leenz: Its because you ate the scallops and king crab legs at Sultan's Taint.
by EngelbertHumperdink July 12, 2011
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