sporking

The act of spooning and forkng at the same time. When a male and female are laying in each other like a spoon, but with their legs crossed resembling the fork.

"Why didn't you answer your phone last night?"
Chill i was sporking with my gf

by Evan 1421 September 6, 2007

sporking

When three people are cuddling together. Kind of like spooning but since there are three people it's like the prongs of a spork.

Sarah, Tom, and Ashley we're sporking last night on Sarah's bed.

by Squeaker February 11, 2006

speaking Cuntish

The language of and for cunts. Just like English or Spanish there is a Cuntish. In this language all the words must refer to a cunt or have the word cunt included. For example: cuntestival, cuntiness and cunt they are all part of the language Cuntish.

Jose Ma: That girl should try to remove her cunt, maybe she can get rid of her cuntiness that way and then I will invite her to the cuntestival I´m attending this weekend.

Roberto: That is a precise description my friend. Plus it seems you have improved your vocabulary and you are speaking Cuntish effortlessly. Cuntastic!!

by cuntiliciousmaster November 29, 2010

Sporking

When you are laying with your lesbian best friend and the large spark leans her back against a support system then opens her legs enough for the small spark to lean her back against the large spark's stomach.

This is uncomfy, let's start sporking.

by Lesbolil May 1, 2014

Sporking

To spoon and then to pork(fuck)

P1: "Hey Betty, wanna spork?"

P2: "Why yes Oscar, I would love to spork."

by MAD IAN November 22, 2004

sherking the turd

Verb~ Prairie dogging it, while having sex.

Adjective~ Turd Sherker~ One who is known for nearly shitting him or her self every time they have sex.

Hitu gained a reputation for sherking the turd around the water cooler. Management quickly let him go.

by 9inLA April 10, 2010

sporking

Spooning with the addition of a straddle

"I need a lover whos into the sporking"

by vopey June 5, 2005