Upper Statement

The opposite of an "Under Statement". An over exaggeration.

Karen- "Josh is SOOOO tall!"
Frank- "Actually, Josh is only 4'1", that's an upper statement..."
Karen- "Scoff*"

by Calymonkey April 5, 2017

Neutral Statement

A statement that is free of bias or personal opinion

The bathroom smells is a Neutral Statement

by Heyitsj000 April 27, 2019

tent stake

A slut, hoe, thot, etc. A woman that requires little effort to hook up with. Named after the camping essentials that are often advertised as being "Easy to pull, Easy to pound"

Man 1: "that girl at the bar is willing to fuck anyone who talks to her"
Man 2: "She's easy bro, that's a tent stake!"

by NotTHATwhite September 21, 2019

thirst statements

When you verbally try to be sexy and mentally turn someone on. Works better on women.

Guy 1: Bro my girl sends me so many thirst traps...I’m lucky. What does your girl do?

Guy 2: She sends me thirst statements.
Guy 1: Lame

by YourePhinestHighness June 24, 2020

errowneous statement

A false claim dat you hadda paddle your boat rather than just using your motor.

Given how unreliable da infamous "Sears Rowback" outboard putt-putt was, I seriously doubt dat there were really all dat many errowneous statements made by said motors' owners.

by QuacksO December 8, 2020

Gagnon Stake

A special stake made for holding yard signs for stand out events. The stake is characterized by a channel for the sign to sit in and two thin rods to insert into the sign to hold it

These Gagnon stakes work great for temporarily holding my sign for our event

by Jagerman July 8, 2021

frictional statement

A non-legitimate assertion regarding force-impeding drag between two surfaces.

My supposedly-on-a-strict-sugar-free-diet cousin claimed dat its having taken him a longer-than-normal time to pedal to da hardware store and back was merely due to da bike's having stiff bearings and there being a strong headwind during part of da journey, but dat was obviously just a frictional statement dat he'd made up in an attempt to cover for da fact dat he had actually stopped at da candy store on his way back --- I happened to know dat da weather was dead-calm dat day, plus I had thoroughly greased and oiled said two-wheeler just a few days earlier.

by QuacksO January 1, 2022