Squid

Someone who sucks at gaming. Tries sucking you into their way of winning.

He’s a squid. He just hides behind block and back pedals till he can use his combo.

by Ninjagambit October 18, 2025

Squid

A person with no backbone, an absolute wuss who would stand there without intervention as their Nan gets robbed.

Lachie's a squid mate, there is no chance of him doing anything about that!

by NotASquid November 24, 2025

Squid

Describing a guy who’s weird, knows no girls, didn’t get a bid, and is just not someone you want in the group when you’re trying to run game.

Thomas: “bro this kids a squid, lets fade”
Steven: “yeah dude, no bid”

by Funky Rick December 1, 2025

[squid]

Your anus, or butthole

"Man I had mexican lastnight, now my squid feels likes it's on fire"

by Sarraaii October 9, 2008

Squid In A Ditch

A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.

Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"

by Charitable Disguise October 12, 2019

Squid juice

Squid Juice is an all purpose squid based fertilizer made from repurposing the leftover waste from calamari consumption. This is an organic liquid fertilizer that is a sustainable option compared to traditional synthetic fertilizers. Squid juice is a nutrient dense product including the primary nutrients NPK as well as many other beneficial micro nutrients, without the presence of heavy metals. This 2-2-2 NPK Squid based liquid concentrate is sold under the brand Seaborn Organics.

Squid juice is a superior organic fertilizer that has increased the the size and quality of our fruits and vegetables.

by Sammy the squid guy June 6, 2023

Squid-eye

Squid-eye is a reference to a person in a state of extreme drunkenness.

If drunk and almost toppling over then you would be known as Super Squid-eyed.
If drunk with no recollection of the event then you would be known as Mega Squid-eyed

The COMETs went to the pub and drunk so much that they were squid-eyed.

by Tinytots July 14, 2015