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Speed Blump

Receiving a blumpkin (taking a shit while you're getting some dome) while driving. This can be done either into a bed pan or just onto the seat if you really don't give a shit.
Rebecca gave you a speed blump last night? Was it in a bed pan or did you just let it fly free?
by MrBeaverK February 23, 2010
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Speed rodding

A quickie; sex, when time is a factor.
First man: "Hey, how did it go with that girl last night, is she a stayer?"

Second man: "Naaaah... only managed to squeeze in some brief speed rodding and then she got away."

Presenter: "...and your specialist subject?"

Contenstant: "Speed rodding."
by RhythmJunky May 24, 2010
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Speed of Swords

A speed twice as fast of the speed of light, as defined from Fighter from 8-bit theater, Interlude 02.
Ninjas are too slow for me because I move at the speed of swords--it is twice as fast as light you can look it up but i don't know where so dont ask--so that is why you see my sword blur like that.
by Monoshift November 12, 2010
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Speedacity

1.The strategic combination of speed and tenacity
2.The relentless work ethic and equal and I'm relenting rate of farewell pregame
3.Advance rocket surgery techniques recommended by Dr. Chip Kelly

4. Yet another chip invention
Dr. Chip Kelly's Philadelphia Eagles used their Speedacity on both sides of the field on the New York Giants.
by Bigpapifitz October 28, 2014
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speechcrafter

A person who gives a formal talk to an audience by making sure that the audience will forget everything at the end
Jack is a very good speechcrafter
by vaj100 January 20, 2016
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Speed Cuber

A person who can consistently solve a 3x3x3 cube puzzle whose main focus is on improving their average speed solve times.
I am a Speed Cuber , I go for Speed Cubing competitions in my area as soon as I see them.
by randomdefiner_196 September 7, 2018
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Speedbird 5280

The act of joining the mile high club onboard a British Airways flight
A: "How was your flight to London?"
B: "Awesome. I got a Speedbird 5280!"
by An Actual Airplane December 1, 2020
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