A smarty jones is when a girl grabs your limp dick and pulls it as far as she can. When it's fully stretched out she lets go and it snaps back and hits you.
by VZ December 28, 2005
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A person who is half homo sapien as well as hitting the gym constantly working out on the spartan routine that incorporates karate and other strenuous activities.
The complete opposite of a ladies man and spits no game at the opposite sex. Many then believe that the Homo means homosexual but they are completely wrong because this man is the ugly version of a metro sexual.
A person who is half homo sapien as well as hitting the gym constantly working out on the spartan routine that incorporates karate and other strenuous activities.
The complete opposite of a ladies man and spits no game at the opposite sex. Many then believe that the Homo means homosexual but they are completely wrong because this man is the ugly version of a metro sexual.
by Spartan Hunter January 24, 2008
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A sexual position where the women is riding a man during intercourse, and right before the man has an orgasm he yells "This is Spartaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!" and kicks the women off the bed.
by Chim Ridgles March 29, 2007
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Mom: "Honey whats wrong? Did you get in another fight at school?"
Kid: "Yeah I got Sparta'd as soon as it started, ouch"
Kid: "Yeah I got Sparta'd as soon as it started, ouch"
by CodyKing36 October 18, 2008
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Fandom person #1: Sparky boom boom boi just exploded broccoli boi in this episode
Fandom person #2: Jeez, I got a new otp bakugo x angerment management
Fandom person #2: Jeez, I got a new otp bakugo x angerment management
by PSEUDONYMOUS_REEEEEEEEE December 21, 2019
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Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!
by Allen Gnudi December 26, 2006
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Dude i was mackin on this hot girl from the basketball team and i made a move and then she pulled a sporty vinny.
by shahin karimi April 16, 2007
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