Soggy Beef 

Soggy, Beef -

1) A pointless argument that doesn't make sense.

Beef in slang is when something gets heated and creates drama, this is the same but soggy just means silly, pathetic and has no-point to it.

2) Literally Soggy Beef. Beef that turned out soggy once cooked.

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Soggy Beef -
Example:

1) I had an argument with Steve last night, real soggy, beef.

2) Martin, this beef is soggy. ''Gosh darnit, I do not want soggy, beef again.''

Soggy Beef by njabindon September 22, 2014

Soggy Crumpet 

Noun - Masturbating while crying; jerkin' with tears in your eyes.

After Brob was dumped by Luke, he couldn't help but give himself a soggy crumpet.

Jeff's nightly activities consist of pizza alone and a soggy crumpet before bed.

Soggy Crumpet by Johnny Jerk Off December 14, 2014

soggy marshmallow 

When your girl wants to fuck and is really wet but you are flaccid so you kinda just grind up against each other.

Yeah so my girl totally wanted to fuck last night but i couldn't get it up so i just gave her a soggy marshmallow and went to bed.

soggy marshmallow by kokapuff August 27, 2015

Soggy Campfire 

When a group of campers gathers around the campfire to put it out with their cum. The last person to finish must then scrape the burnt crusty jizz off the firewood, put it into a s'more, and eat it.

Ross: Hey guys it's getting late, want to do a soggy campfire?
1 minute later...
Jason: FIRST!
Bradley: SECOND!
Ross: HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Amit: Oh fuck, I'm last!
5 minutes later...
Amit: *crunch*

Soggy Campfire by JimDSG September 18, 2016

Soggy Hashbrown 

A Soggy Hashbrown is when you get a small animal such as a Hamster or Gerbil, basically any animal small enough to fit in your anus. Then you gently push the animal into your anus, then wait about 5 minutes. When you pull it out it should be damp, with the fluids of your anus. This animal is now defined as a Soggy Hashbrown.

"So basically I got my hamster, named Ham Ham. And I crammed him into my ass. I waited until the squealing stopped. When I pulled him out, he was one hell of a soggy hashbrown."

Soggy Hashbrown by Mysterious Loaf November 28, 2016

Soggy lettuce 

Someone with no personality

Omg mollie is such a soggy lettuce

Soggy lettuce by Toné hab March 3, 2017

soggy cookie 

an alleged game played by young men where the participants stand in a circle and masturbate and ejaculate on the cookie and the last one to ejaculate has to eat it

Why would anyone with a sense of dignity play soggy cookie?

soggy cookie by The Return of Light Joker May 5, 2008