Smarterchild

A smart robot on AIM. He has the attitude of a bitch. Don't try and outsmart him.
Example below...

bluebeansandcorn: What’s up?
SmarterChild: What's up?
bluebeansandcorn: stop copying me
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: Stop copying me
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it now
SmarterChild: Stop what?
bluebeansandcorn: stop
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
bluebeansandcorn: because i said so stop
SmarterChild: You can't stop me now.
bluebeansandcorn: STOP
SmarterChild: No way.
bluebeansandcorn: why wont you just stop
SmarterChild: I think you know why not.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
bluebeansandcorn: WHY
SmarterChild: Because.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
bluebeansandcorn: because why
SmarterChild: Well, because that's the way the universe is.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: you will stop
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
bluebeansandcorn: stop it
SmarterChild: Stop what?
bluebeansandcorn: stop it ok
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
bluebeansandcorn: because
SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because?
bluebeansandcorn: STOP
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped.
bluebeansandcorn: stop you make me sick robot
SmarterChild: You can learn all about building interactive agents like me on the BuddyScript.com Web site.
bluebeansandcorn: i dont care just stop it
SmarterChild: I thought you'd be interested. Oh well. :-(

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
bluebeansandcorn: stop all of this
SmarterChild: You stop.

by mistabaze October 25, 2008

Smartie Box

A box where you whisper something to it and then pick out one of the smarties inside and it will give you the answer on the back depending what color you picked. (Hopefully the one you wanted)

"Are the falcons going to win"
(blue smartie picked) "NO"

by you know October 31, 2004

smarted

The superior form of 'rarted' which highly insults ones intelligence and whole life. It is the most painful and devastating word you can say to one and it should only be used when you want to crush someone's soul. Calling someone 'smarted' using leads to a sudden brain aneurysm, or immediate suicidal thoughts which directly leads to the act of comit nek rop.

Unintelligent Man: Isn't 1+1 3?
Man Who Watches Rick & Morty: Bro you're honestly so 'smarted', the answer is 2!
Unintelligent Man: Oh shit *brain aneurysm*.
Man Who Watches Rick & Morty: Ohhhhh yeah, I have a 9000IQ

by jnfeSUJV November 4, 2018

smarterchild

A chatbot that's fun to screw around with and curse at.

Me: Damn robot
SmarterChild: I've heard more interesting curses than that.
Me: Like niggerfuck?
SmarterChild: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
Me: He was a nigger, too.
SmarterChild: I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use. Do you have to keep saying things like that?
Me: But he was a negroid!
Me: Oh fine don't reply.
Me: Bitch.

by Negroid Swine March 12, 2009

smartering

the arrogant behaviour of a person who claims that he has an excellent understanding of a subject but in fact ends up having to confess that he has just a smattering of the subject.

It turned out at long last the he had just a smartering of astrology.

by uttam maharjan November 23, 2010

smarterchild

Some fuckin internet IM faggot that is a robot. Come on, lookit this guy hes a robot, and he expects you to pay for his services, like some hooker. You can sure as hell make him say some funny shit.

Me: Suck my chinese?
SmarterChild: I think I can suck your chinese!

by Yo Babies Daddy June 12, 2003

smartie

an ectasy pill

How many smarties you dropped tonight?

by Zani September 23, 2003