Ski racing

Possibly the most pretentious sport in the universe. In ski racing there are around 1,000 constantly changing rules that everyone is an expert on. Coaches, racers, parents, officals and your mother-in-law believe that they are the only one that truely understands the sport. Have you ever seen 2 retired 64 year old men get in a fist fight over how a course is set? Well welcome to ski racing fuck nuts! Expect to see more where that came from.

Ski racing is wicked fun. Get ready for exhilarating moments like straping on your skin tight suit and stand on top of a god damn mountain for an hour in -50 degree weather. Don't worry though, it'll all be worth it for the crushing disappointment when you barely tip a gate in the flush and send yourself flying into b-net. No second run either, fuck you, you're an adult now.

Parents are honestly the craziest people in sport of ski racing though. "Ok Timmy, you're 8 years old now so it's time to bolt you onto a couple planks and send you off with a stranger to hurdle down a hill with 20 other 8 year old!" That is honestly the mind set... Fucking crazy!

... I love this sport.

Ski racing is for fags but also happens to be wicked fun

by skitheeastyeti October 25, 2018

ski ski

A slang term used by DOG men who are desperate for a girls attenion. (This term does not attract the attention of true ladies.)

We were walking down the street when some dustball ski skied at us.

by JoJoMae June 28, 2010

ski hawd

crooked, all jacked around, not straight.

Fix your tie son, it is all ski hawd

by Beverly Dunn November 16, 2005

ski wop

sucking of the penis, or head, performed particularly by a freak or a ho.

"Yo son, im bout to catch the ski wop from that freak down the street."

by Delvania August 4, 2007

ski town

Local short hand for the City of Muskegon in West Michigain

typical ski town

got the ski town brown

by Tarpit December 22, 2005

ski trip

Where Andrew will try to get some, but will ultimately fail after hours of serious persuasion tactics.

Andrew wanted the beds to be pushed together during the ski trip but they stayed separated.

by schdlgdfg September 29, 2009

ski ski bang bang

sex. in the back of a lovebus, barn, with a vacuum cleaner, etc.

Fanta and Kunta ski ski bang bang in the back of the barn.

by Mesa =D June 4, 2008