when you see a midget break up with your significant other...
Popular saying most common in Northeast America. Seeing a midget is a sign to end your relationship and move on.
Popular saying most common in Northeast America. Seeing a midget is a sign to end your relationship and move on.
*walking past a midget*
"Hey Jon... we just saw a midget and now I have to break up with my boyfriend..."
"We both know the saying about midget sitings and breaking up with your significant other... must be a sign"
"Hey Jon... we just saw a midget and now I have to break up with my boyfriend..."
"We both know the saying about midget sitings and breaking up with your significant other... must be a sign"
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A webcomic about two friends named Hazel and Jamie who are going through life together. Hazel has an English major which is useless in the real world and desperately wants to be laid. Jamie is a bigger girl with bigger boobs. Her sexuality is questioned now that she is dating Erin (a girl) but their relationship is based on love - not sex.
They have many friends including a hot barista, a porn store librarian who is also a dominatrix, a gay drag queen, a cactus that talks to you when you drink, and a chronic liar.
The webcomic is updated weekly and never fails to bring out squeals, tears, and laughs.
They have many friends including a hot barista, a porn store librarian who is also a dominatrix, a gay drag queen, a cactus that talks to you when you drink, and a chronic liar.
The webcomic is updated weekly and never fails to bring out squeals, tears, and laughs.
Maureen: Jamie, your breasts are legendary.
Jamie: You can say it twice. I consider them each a separate legend.
Hazel: How's it shakin', eggs 'n' bacon?
Jamie: Large an' loose, like your caboose!
Jameson: Sorry, I'm afraid you need less Asshole Points to access that information.
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Jamie: You can say it twice. I consider them each a separate legend.
Hazel: How's it shakin', eggs 'n' bacon?
Jamie: Large an' loose, like your caboose!
Jameson: Sorry, I'm afraid you need less Asshole Points to access that information.
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as usual, Zack would not shut the hell up today, so I decided to give him a good whack with the ol' Arabian Slingshot to silence him.
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named 'sidcup slinger' due to the reputation of sidcup's secondary schools as safe havens for homosexuals
named 'sidcup slinger' due to the reputation of sidcup's secondary schools as safe havens for homosexuals
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