shmittle

the product of an animal three-way. more specifically, a trifecta of cuteness.

guy 1:"holy shit that is the cutest thing I've ever....." *dies from a-cute shock*

guy 2:"shoulda never looked at the shmittle"

by pseudonymeesha August 22, 2011

dat shiut

How a real ghetto person says 'that shit'.

Yo man I heard dat shiut!

by ashmadallah January 18, 2015

shmitty

to be fooled or tricked or used as an expression of how you feel.

"Dang thought that I had my keys. Shmitty!"

Man i thought that girl was cute, then I saw her face. Shmitty!!

by deezy702 January 19, 2014

Shmü

The act of locking anuses with your partner and sexually pooping into the other person.

Jessie gave me the best shmü last night.

by Daddy’s little piggy May 30, 2018

mother of shmuck

Used something like holy shit, but is more fun to say, and relitivly parentaly appropriate. Best used with slight french accent.

Jeremy, this is the longest hike ever, mother of shmuck when are we going to be there!

by Putney August 31, 2005

shmate

Funny Way
of saying shit

BullShit!!!
in this house we say bull-shmate

by budd September 6, 2003

Shmata

A racial slur for black people. Mainly used in Baltimore, Maryland

"Look at all the shmatas here!"
"Its like we're in Nigera."

by your_real_real_real_name August 29, 2009