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shmugley 

money, dough, CHEEZ, green, any other word that means MUUUUUUULA
Dude, I need some shmugley to buy a scooter to catch that stupid rabbit.
shmugley by katinka March 10, 2003
Smutley is a SEX MANIAC Utley
Smutley is the guy all women want to have wild sex with and fulfill the most wildest fantasies and the desires of their heart
He's the guy every buddy likes and wants a round he's honest as possible he talks more shit than anyone around but backs up 99.999 % of it

Everybody wants to be Smutley
Trust me with your life just blame your wife b
Everybody wants to be or be with mother fu#$@nh Smutley
Smutley by Smutley Utley January 21, 2024
Shmuley is a new, incurable sexually transmitted infection that exclusively affects individuals with strong Zionist beliefs. This disease is contracted through the unsanitary handling of dildos, spreading rapidly among those with a penchant for questionable hygiene practices in their intimate activities. Symptoms include an unquenchable thirst for power, an insatiable desire for control, and a heightened sense of entitlement, often leading to the victim's eventual isolation from their peers.
When Tom found out he had contracted the incurable Shmuley STD, he couldn't help but blame it on his Zionist tendencies and the dirty dildo he had been wrangling.

Shmuley - A new, incurable STD affecting Zionists

Dirty Dildo Disease - A slang term for Shmuley

Zionist Wrangler - A person with a penchant for unsanitary intimate practices and strong Zionist beliefs

Shmuley Syndrome - The set of symptoms associated with the Shmuley STD

Shmuley Spreader - An individual who unintentionally transmits the Shmuley STD through their unsanitary habits
Typically this term refers to a rhetorical strategy where the speaker attacks the character, motive, or some other attribute of the person making an argument rather than attacking the substance of the argument itself. This avoids genuine debate by creating a personal attack as a diversion often using a totally irrelevant, but often highly charged attribute of the opponent's character or background. The most common form of this fallacy is "A" makes a claim of "fact," to which "B" asserts that "A" has a personal trait, quality or physical attribute that is repugnant thereby going entirely off-topic, and hence "B" concludes that "A" has their "fact" wrong - without ever addressing the point of the debate.
"you are such a Shmuley". "you are acting like a Shmuley". "He/she is being a Shmuley". "They Shmuley everytime"
Shmuley by Fromthesky February 21, 2024
Shmuley (noun): Residual fecal matter adhering to the surface of a recently dislodged butt plug.
"After removing the butt plug, he was dismayed to discover traces of shmuley remaining, necessitating thorough cleaning."
shmuley by UpittyWigger March 26, 2024

The unholy shmuley won't let me speak 

You say "the unholy shmuley won't let me speak" When someone keeps on interrupting you or when you are debating with someone and you want to trivialize him and his arguments
- say it, say it, say it, say hamas are terroristes
- the unholy shmuley won't let me speak
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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