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shmutley 

it came from a nickname of a hardcore punk kid with a fuck the system attitude. if you see a kid thats a punk you can call them a shmutley it's a word to be used with only the hardcore punx tho.
"hey look at that kid shes a real shmutley"
shmutley by kirsty lea May 16, 2006
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shmugley 

money, dough, CHEEZ, green, any other word that means MUUUUUUULA
Dude, I need some shmugley to buy a scooter to catch that stupid rabbit.
shmugley by katinka March 10, 2003
Smutley is a SEX MANIAC Utley
Smutley is the guy all women want to have wild sex with and fulfill the most wildest fantasies and the desires of their heart
He's the guy every buddy likes and wants a round he's honest as possible he talks more shit than anyone around but backs up 99.999 % of it

Everybody wants to be Smutley
Trust me with your life just blame your wife b
Everybody wants to be or be with mother fu#$@nh Smutley
Smutley by Smutley Utley January 21, 2024
Shmuley is a new, incurable sexually transmitted infection that exclusively affects individuals with strong Zionist beliefs. This disease is contracted through the unsanitary handling of dildos, spreading rapidly among those with a penchant for questionable hygiene practices in their intimate activities. Symptoms include an unquenchable thirst for power, an insatiable desire for control, and a heightened sense of entitlement, often leading to the victim's eventual isolation from their peers.
When Tom found out he had contracted the incurable Shmuley STD, he couldn't help but blame it on his Zionist tendencies and the dirty dildo he had been wrangling.

Shmuley - A new, incurable STD affecting Zionists

Dirty Dildo Disease - A slang term for Shmuley

Zionist Wrangler - A person with a penchant for unsanitary intimate practices and strong Zionist beliefs

Shmuley Syndrome - The set of symptoms associated with the Shmuley STD

Shmuley Spreader - An individual who unintentionally transmits the Shmuley STD through their unsanitary habits
Typically this term refers to a rhetorical strategy where the speaker attacks the character, motive, or some other attribute of the person making an argument rather than attacking the substance of the argument itself. This avoids genuine debate by creating a personal attack as a diversion often using a totally irrelevant, but often highly charged attribute of the opponent's character or background. The most common form of this fallacy is "A" makes a claim of "fact," to which "B" asserts that "A" has a personal trait, quality or physical attribute that is repugnant thereby going entirely off-topic, and hence "B" concludes that "A" has their "fact" wrong - without ever addressing the point of the debate.
"you are such a Shmuley". "you are acting like a Shmuley". "He/she is being a Shmuley". "They Shmuley everytime"
Shmuley by Fromthesky February 21, 2024
Shmuley (noun): Residual fecal matter adhering to the surface of a recently dislodged butt plug.
"After removing the butt plug, he was dismayed to discover traces of shmuley remaining, necessitating thorough cleaning."
shmuley by UpittyWigger March 26, 2024

The unholy shmuley won't let me speak 

You say "the unholy shmuley won't let me speak" When someone keeps on interrupting you or when you are debating with someone and you want to trivialize him and his arguments
- say it, say it, say it, say hamas are terroristes
- the unholy shmuley won't let me speak
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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