Schrodinger's Funny

An online post made with humorous intent, which only stays up depending on the joke's performance.

This Urban Dictionary definition is an example of Schrodinger's Funny.

If you ever unironically use Schrodinger's Funny on a sentence you probably log off for the day.

by bigsemily October 14, 2022

Schrödinger's Woman

The girl you're trying to chat up is both the fittest bird on the planet and a fat slag at the same time until your pointless attempt at chatting her up gets accepted or rejected. Often leads to doublethink.

Bloke 1: "Check her out, she's well fit!"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"

by fearlessmonkey8 February 9, 2023

Schrödinger Chad

When a man never leaves his house because he is a shut-in otaku weeb but against all odds, he contains all of the idiosyncrasies of a chad. He is simultaneously a virgin incel and chad.

This man is a total Schrödinger Chad.

by Chadogettan April 1, 2023

Schrödinger’s Homosexual

Someone who constantly makes comments with homosexual undertones but when questioned claims they’re straight.

That dude talking about dicks like that to his girlfriend is such a Schrödinger’s homosexual.

by The haydero May 19, 2023

Schrödinger's Redbull

When you are on a session with mates and spot a Redbull "display case", you ponder to yourself if the Redbull cans within are fake or filled to the brim. You've then Schröedinger's redbull'd yourself.

Customer: "Can I have a double Vodka tropical Redbull?" I can see there's tropical Redbull over there".

Bar staff: "Sorry, but that's a display case; it cannot be opened".

Customer: "So are they real cans or are they fake?"

Bar staff: *Has been Schrödinger's Redbull'd and contemplating the thought*

by ChickyDippa August 5, 2023

Schrodinger's Imbecile

People that have an complex mind function and are capable to express profound philosophy or knowledge, but also the most stupid things and jokes. At same time. You only will be able to differentiate at the moment them open their mouth and say something... Which can be an utmost reflection very useful and pertinent, or a completely stupid bullshit or even a completely stupid bullshit that can express an useful thought.

He's a schrodinger's imbecile. You will never know what can come from what he will say.

by Gordão August 30, 2023

schrodinger’s feminism

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered until something happens. She will then choose which of state benefits her the most and use it.

That Schrodinger’s Feminism is very effective in getting me off work.

by Hellbound7567 October 10, 2023