Schumacher

Schumachers will always love schu very much. Except when they are being pricks. (Which is most of the time.)

Those darn schumachers, gotta hate them, gotta love them.

by schulover February 20, 2019

Schlump

To break something/someone very bad.

*gets killed in fortnite*
"GET FUCKING SCHLUMPED KID"

by nut button March 13, 2019

Schnumbel

En grum joint der breeger selv den mest stabile hasser. Jointen rulles af en certificeret schnumbel-krøller, som har tilegnet sig rullemetoden af en anden schnumbel-krøller. Jointen krølles ved at omslutte et filter om flere sammenkrøllede filtre. Derved opnås ét stort filter... Papiret indsættes i filteret og man har tilsidst ét stort cone med et volumen på ca. 5 smøger. (Kommer an på antal filtre brugt.)

-Vi har nok juhi til at krølle en schnumbel. Skal vi krølle en?

-Det kommer an på om vi har en certificeret scnumbel-krøller med os i dag...
-Jeg krøller gerne en til drengene.

by Oliver Skejs March 27, 2019

Schlumped

When you like someone so much but they don't know it because they are already in a committed relationship.

Bruh. He’s perfect. I’m schlumped.

by simpinsadgirl September 9, 2019

Schumaudely

Noun: having good shoe style

"Check out those kicks, he has some serious schumaudely"

by Letterpairs June 7, 2019

Schumer

When you wipe and you really want to get clean but you had something funky for lunch and no matter how much you wipe, it doesn't seem to work. That kind of shit is a Schumer

Sorry babe I missed the whole movie but I just had a Schumer to take care of. Now I have carpel tunnel from the repetitive motion.

by Dogplorable March 30, 2020

Schlump

Schlump: The action of being heavily leaned over in a chair to the point where your head is almost the same level as your legs.

Guy 1: Look at him, hes passed out. We should help him.
Guy 2: This man is SCHLUMP.

by LightningMqQueen April 15, 2020