Riley Schafer

A big faggot, who yssualy has not life. He also sucks a kid named treys dick

Your a Riley Schafer

by McDonald's food December 12, 2017

schauer

1)from the english shower. used to define someone of immence girth, one so big that
they could compeletly fill a shower completely with their fat ass.

2)from the english saucer. used to define someone of immence girth, one so big that
they cannot stop eating Fatty Fucking Food (FFF) from a saucer.

- ::Look at that boftt!
::Yeah, it reminds me of the schauer/saucer i saw the other day.

- ::Yo, momma so fat, she can't get her boftt in the shower.

by Dr. DVO February 17, 2009

schadenboehner

A feeling of enjoyment that comes from seeing or hearing about the troubles of U.S. Speaker of the House John Boehner that are caused by the antics of the Tea Party wing of the U.S. House of Representatives.

I'm feeling a delightful schadenboehner this afternoon as I read about the Senate deal to end the government shutdown.

by misterrockobscurities October 17, 2013

schadenfucked

The joy at seeing someone get screwed by their choices tempered by the realization that you are just as screwed.

I laughed at Trump voters losing their health insurance until I realized I was just as schadenfucked because I was going to lose mine as well.

by Big D 103 January 8, 2017

Schadenfreund

The online object of schadenfreude. A person you don’t unfriend for the sole purpose of having a front row seat to the dumpster fire that is their life. See also frenemie.

“On Facebook, Jenny is my favorite schadenfreund. If ruining ones own life we’re an Olympic event; she’d be investigated for doping”

by CYHBWIJG December 30, 2018

schadenscrolling

The act of scrolling through your newsfeed all day when something bad happens to a high profile person who you don't like.

The highly unpopular Prime Minister Larry Felcher lost the election today, so I spent the day schadenscrolling instead of cleaning the house

by Captain Roundhead November 8, 2020

Self-Schadenfreude

If Schadenfreude is the act of deriving joy and laughter from the misery and suffering of others; then Self-Schaudenfreude is the act of laughing at others experiencing your pain; This may seem like an oxymoron; but many a Twitch streamer use this as a template for getting their streams starting; It is, after all, an unfiltered Stream of Consciousness, and not a filtered "Broadcast", A good example is Vinny Vinesauce, Joel Vargskelethor, DesertPogona, and many more. Self-depreciating humor is a requirement.

"local boomer experiences the phenomena of self-schadenfreude." -Anonymous Twitch Chat member watching the Streamer read Chat off and then laugh at others laughing at his misery.

by gamesmanner January 9, 2021